Destroy All Humans!!!!

Penelope_Grey · 08-02-08, 06:37 AM

I must be the biggest DAH fan around! I simply think these games a fooking brilliant! I just love the humour and the whole spoofing of these old alien films and stuff.

The first game Destroy All Humans set in the 1950's, sees the Furons looking scouting on Earth because buried in each human brain is a single strand of pure Furon DNA. Why do they need DNA? Because due to all the wars the furons have fought with other races they mutated their DNA and now have no genitalia so they reproduce via cloning. BUT the DNA patterns in the cloning banks are deteriorating so they send Cryptosporidium to Earth to harvest some. Crypto 136 is captured by the humans and took prisoner where he eventually dies. You play the next Crypto, which is Crypto 137.

Crypto 137 then plows a path through the USA using brute force and clever disguises! He eventually destroys the shadowy anti-alien organisation known as "Majestic" in the US and then becomes President of the USA

Destroy All Humans 2 takes place in the 1960's 10 years after the first game, and sees Crypto return with a new lease on life. This game you play as Crypto 138, but 138 has a difference, he is the first furon in hundreds of years to have genitals! Using the pure FUron DNA ammassed in the first game... But those pesky humans are not to be trusted! Crypto was not a very good president it seems... rather than calming cold war tensions he spends his time having fun and making use of his genitals.

Soviets attack and destroy the mothership that Crypto travelled to Earth in during the first game. And so begins the adventure again, Crypto now has to piece together what is left of the mothership and use the left over weaponry to wage a one alien war against the Soviet Union. Fighting the KGB at every turn, but still making time for the odd side mission, takes Crypto all over the world and even to the moon....!!! (unlike the last game where all your locations were in America)

Crypto eventually brings down the KGB plans and destroys the mysterious allies of the KGB into the bargain!

Destroy All Humans: Big Willy Unleashed takes place only a few years after DAH 2 and is set in the 1970's, it is the third game in the series. I don't know much, cause I aint played it, its only available on Wii right now, but I think there is a PSP version coming soon.... Basically Crypto's boss "Pox" has been doing a little side business. While Crypto has been off harvesting DNA and ripping people's brains out to get it, Pox has been storing up the bodies and processing them into fast food meat which he then sells on in his fast food chain called Big Willy's.

In this game Crypto must protect the secrets of Big Willy's hot dogs and make sure the Furon Finances stay in the black!

Destroy All Humans: Path Of The Furon. Takes place again in the 1970's a few years after DAH: BWU. Crypto after 20 years on Earth has began to blend in, he now runs a family friendly casino called "space dust" in a fictional Las Vegas setting using the money from BWU.

Crypto has become lazy and bored, he has lost his purpose of Destroying all humans. I am soooo looking forward to this game. Available on PS3 and Xbox 360.

E3 trailer

weapons!

Saucer!

Check out the vids on youtube!!

08-02-08, 06:37 AM	#1
Penelope_Grey Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: UK Posts: 1,893 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Destroy All Humans!!!! I must be the biggest DAH fan around! I simply think these games a fooking brilliant! I just love the humour and the whole spoofing of these old alien films and stuff. The first game Destroy All Humans set in the 1950's, sees the Furons looking scouting on Earth because buried in each human brain is a single strand of pure Furon DNA. Why do they need DNA? Because due to all the wars the furons have fought with other races they mutated their DNA and now have no genitalia so they reproduce via cloning. BUT the DNA patterns in the cloning banks are deteriorating so they send Cryptosporidium to Earth to harvest some. Crypto 136 is captured by the humans and took prisoner where he eventually dies. You play the next Crypto, which is Crypto 137. Crypto 137 then plows a path through the USA using brute force and clever disguises! He eventually destroys the shadowy anti-alien organisation known as "Majestic" in the US and then becomes President of the USA Destroy All Humans 2 takes place in the 1960's 10 years after the first game, and sees Crypto return with a new lease on life. This game you play as Crypto 138, but 138 has a difference, he is the first furon in hundreds of years to have genitals! Using the pure FUron DNA ammassed in the first game... But those pesky humans are not to be trusted! Crypto was not a very good president it seems... rather than calming cold war tensions he spends his time having fun and making use of his genitals. Soviets attack and destroy the mothership that Crypto travelled to Earth in during the first game. And so begins the adventure again, Crypto now has to piece together what is left of the mothership and use the left over weaponry to wage a one alien war against the Soviet Union. Fighting the KGB at every turn, but still making time for the odd side mission, takes Crypto all over the world and even to the moon....!!! (unlike the last game where all your locations were in America) Crypto eventually brings down the KGB plans and destroys the mysterious allies of the KGB into the bargain! Destroy All Humans: Big Willy Unleashed takes place only a few years after DAH 2 and is set in the 1970's, it is the third game in the series. I don't know much, cause I aint played it, its only available on Wii right now, but I think there is a PSP version coming soon.... Basically Crypto's boss "Pox" has been doing a little side business. While Crypto has been off harvesting DNA and ripping people's brains out to get it, Pox has been storing up the bodies and processing them into fast food meat which he then sells on in his fast food chain called Big Willy's. In this game Crypto must protect the secrets of Big Willy's hot dogs and make sure the Furon Finances stay in the black! Destroy All Humans: Path Of The Furon. Takes place again in the 1970's a few years after DAH: BWU. Crypto after 20 years on Earth has began to blend in, he now runs a family friendly casino called "space dust" in a fictional Las Vegas setting using the money from BWU. Crypto has become lazy and bored, he has lost his purpose of Destroying all humans. I am soooo looking forward to this game. Available on PS3 and Xbox 360. E3 trailer weapons! Saucer! Check out the vids on youtube!! __________________ I SURVIVED THE FIRST EVER SUBSIM WEREWOLF HUNT - and... I actually won the game for the humans too!