Getting old

SUBMAN1 · 04-18-08, 05:30 PM

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’

The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, ‘Well, Doc, it’s like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried, too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’ The doctor was shocked , and said, ‘You asked your neighbour?’The old man replied, ‘Yep. None of us could get the jar open.’

Kapitan_Phillips · 04-18-08, 07:07 PM

Ah dear lord

HunterICX · 04-18-08, 07:08 PM

:rotfl:Hehehehe...nice one..

HunterICX

Graf Paper · 04-18-08, 10:29 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

My favorite kind of "dirty" joke, one that isn't really except in your own mind.

mcf1 · 04-19-08, 12:06 AM

LMAO :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 04-19-08, 01:13 AM

Good thing Arleen's husband wasn't home; that really would have had the poor doctor going.

nikimcbee · 04-19-08, 02:18 AM

Just remember: It takes a village...:rotfl:

peterloo · 04-20-08, 08:54 AM

OMG it keeps me laughing... non stop :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

04-18-08, 05:30 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Getting old An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, ‘Well, Doc, it’s like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried, too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’ The doctor was shocked , and said, ‘You asked your neighbour?’The old man replied, ‘Yep. None of us could get the jar open.’ __________________

04-18-08, 07:07 PM	#2
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Ah dear lord __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

04-18-08, 07:08 PM	#3
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:Hehehehe...nice one.. HunterICX __________________

04-18-08, 10:29 PM	#4
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: My favorite kind of "dirty" joke, one that isn't really except in your own mind. __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

04-19-08, 01:13 AM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Good thing Arleen's husband wasn't home; that really would have had the poor doctor going. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-19-08, 12:06 AM	#5
mcf1 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Greece, Volos Posts: 710 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	LMAO :rotfl:

04-19-08, 02:18 AM	#7
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Just remember: It takes a village...:rotfl: __________________

04-20-08, 08:54 AM	#8
peterloo Commander Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 462 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	OMG it keeps me laughing... non stop :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:: rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Romeo is here, but where is Juliet? The 中国水兵 (Chinese Sailor) in subsim