Man caught having sex with picnic table

Von Tonner · 03-29-08, 08:09 AM

ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!!

"Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

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03-29-08, 08:09 AM	#1
Von Tonner Seasoned Skipper Join Date: May 2005 Location: South Africa Posts: 711 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	Man caught having sex with picnic table ON a picnic table I can understand - but TO a picnic table??!!! "Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence. Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio. The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it. Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...npicnic128.xml