Dumb email

[STEED]

This has to be the most dumb email I have rec'd to date.

FROM THE DESK OF MR. RAMADAN UMAR BILL AND EXCHANGER MANAGER, BANK OF
AFRICA. BURKINA FASO Dear friend, REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO CLAIM
THE SUM OF ELEVEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR US TO INVEST.Compliment of
the season. I am Mr RAMADAN UMAR. Bill And Exchanger Manager at BANK
OF AFRICA. in West Africa . Forgive my indignation if this message comes
to you as a surprise. I have decided to contact you on a project that
will be very beneficiary both of us at the end. During our auditing in
this Bank for the last qauter of the year, my department came across
some amount of money belonging to a deceased costumer late Mr. Ali Bin
Rachid, a Lebanese Who died on Plane crash on 25th of December 2003 with
his entire families in (BURKINA FASO). The fund has been dormant in his
account with this Bank without any claim of the fund.I have arranged and
the funds is taken by a diplomat to avoult house in Holland (EUROPE
)I agree that the 30 % of this money will be for you as foreign
partner, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the
transaction and the remaining 60 % would be for me and my colleagues.
There after I will visit your country for subsequent sharing according
to the percentages indicated.Please you have been advised to keep
"top secret" as I am still in service and intend to retire from service
after I conclude this deal with you. I will fly down to your country for
further investment will be discussed. I intend to established a
manufacturing company in your country and also imports a
Drugs(Medicines) back to my country.On your acceptance to be my
partner please email for a brief discussion before we proceed. Please
keep this proposal secret, even if you do not want to assist me. If you
are ready to go to holland I will give you the office address in holland
so that you can contact them. Yours faithfully, MR RAMADAN
UMAR.

[GlobalExplorer]

Now, what are you waiting for?! If you hesitate MR. RAMADAN UMAR BILL will change his mind and somebody else will get rich!!!!

[STEED]

I just loved this bit. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

you have been advised to keep "top secret"

Mums the word.

[GlobalExplorer]

And you ruined it now!! Now eat your heart out for the rest of your life!!

[GlobalExplorer]

Burkina Faso, eh :rotfl:

[STEED]

Don't worry with all these emails I am worth $1.1 Billion and £80 Million better off, better start answering these emails.

[Platapus]

The sad thing is that there are people who fall for this. These are probably the same people who stare at the sun (reference other post).

We grow em stupid here.

What I find difficult to understand is that no matter how much money we spend on education, almost half of the students are still below average!

[silentrunner]

Image of Steed after getting too many of these e mails and getting scared.

[Blacklight]

If you
are ready to go to holland I will give you the office address in holland
so that you can contact them.

Aw come on man !!! You're missing out on that trip to Holland with all the money you'll make in the deal !!!

I intend to established a
manufacturing company in your country .

You should send him a copy of your resume and go on and on about how you would make an excellent plant manager and then go on to discuss salry!

and also imports a
Drugs(Medicines) back to my country

Wow ! This guy is such a selfless scammer !! Not only does he perpetrate 419 scams, but uses the cash he makes to better his country !! He's a regular Nigerian Robin Hood !!! (If you could somehow manage to get you to send a picture of himself dressed like Robin Hood, it would RULE !!)
:rotfl:

Drugs(Medicines)

....the smokable kind... they've had a horrible breakout of Glaucoma in Nigeria I hear.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by silentrunner

Image of Steed after getting too many of these e mails and getting scared.

Didn't flinch a muscle not even batted a eye lid. :rotfl: :rotfl: