State Trooper

SUBMAN1 · 03-04-08, 05:55 PM

A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband.

When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, "Heh, what did he say?"

The old man speaks up as he says, "HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE."

A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, "Ma'am I see you're from Florida."

The old lady comments, "Heh, what did he say?"

The old man speaks up as he says, "HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'"

The old lady nods her head, "Yup."

The trooper mutters, "Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of *ss I ever had in Florida."

The old lady replies, "Heh, what did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"

sonar732 · 03-04-08, 07:43 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

antikristuseke · 03-04-08, 08:57 PM

Nice one Subman:rotfl:

kiwi_2005 · 03-04-08, 09:25 PM

old as the hills that one. Still funny tho

Read it here ages ago http://www.thespoof.com/

antikristuseke · 03-04-08, 10:26 PM

To loosely quote from the cesspool on the internet: every post is a repost of a repost.

JSLTIGER · 03-04-08, 11:09 PM

:rotfl::rotfl:

bookworm_020 · 03-05-08, 01:30 AM

An oldie but a goodie!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

03-04-08, 05:55 PM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	State Trooper A state trooper pulls a car over for speeding. In the car is an old lady who is hard of hearing and her husband. When the trooper asks the lady for her driver's license the lady responds, "Heh, what did he say?" The old man speaks up as he says, "HE NEEDS YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE." A few minutes later the trooper comes back to the car and says, "Ma'am I see you're from Florida." The old lady comments, "Heh, what did he say?" The old man speaks up as he says, "HE SEES YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA.'" The old lady nods her head, "Yup." The trooper mutters, "Boy, one time, I got the worst piece of *ss I ever had in Florida." The old lady replies, "Heh, what did he say?" The old man yells, "HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!" __________________

03-04-08, 09:25 PM	#4
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	old as the hills that one. Still funny tho Read it here ages ago http://www.thespoof.com/ __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

03-04-08, 11:09 PM	#6
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03-05-08, 01:30 AM	#7
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	An oldie but a goodie!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

03-04-08, 07:43 PM	#2
sonar732 The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central MO Posts: 1,562 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

03-04-08, 08:57 PM	#3
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Nice one Subman:rotfl:

03-04-08, 10:26 PM	#5
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	To loosely quote from the cesspool on the internet: every post is a repost of a repost.