CO on TDY for 1 week

Capn_Sinky · 02-22-08, 11:09 AM

Ok Gentalmen, The CO is leaving on Sunday at noon for 1 week TDY. The XO will have the boat all to himself except for Torpedo Officer Leopold, CPO Tigger, Engineering Officer Which-a-way and First Mate Spookey. (In otherwords the wife is gone on a business trip for one week, and I am stuck here with the dog, and the cats

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Planning on an extended patrol during CO's absence. Therefore will need to fill all requestions prior to departing on patrol on Sunday at 1300hrs. Here's my check list. Can you guys think of any other vital supplies?:hmm:

Soda, carbonated case 3 each
Chips (Crisps for those across the pond) bag, 2 each
Bologna package, 1 each
Salami package, 1 each
bread, white (the good soft kind, not the fru fru wheat sawdust kind blech) Loaf, 1 each
visine (for eye relief during extended watch) bottle, 1 ea
cushion, chair type (for extended patrol use) 1 ea
Assorted rations, microwave type 6 ea
wings, chicken type, lb, 2 ea
Pay advance, (in case to lazy to use galley, can refit at golden arches)

Anything else?

Rockin Robbins · 02-22-08, 11:43 AM

If chips are eaten at pressures over 1.5 atmospheres you get a nasty case of indigestion. Watch compressed air usage at great depth and you'll be ok. Have a great cruise and bring back some souveniers.

swdw · 02-22-08, 12:43 PM

No Pizza?!?!?!?

A real swabbie would also have a 4 hour old coffe pot on the burner, a coffe cup that hasn't been washed in 4 weeks, a gallon of bug juice, PBJ sandwich supplies, at least one breakfast of SOS (s**t on a shingle, other wise known as chipped beef on toast), and at least one meal of donkey dicks (12 inch long fairly bland unidentifiable sausage).

Quillan · 02-22-08, 12:48 PM

Make sure your soda is high in caffeine, get Jolt if you can. (All the sugar and twice the caffeine!) Do you have something to distract the pets for extended periods of time? Red light bulbs for the computer room?

DavyJonesFootlocker · 02-22-08, 12:56 PM

I need only enough cigarettes, coffee and earplugs (for wife yelling at me to 1) Stop smoking, 2) grow up and stop playing video games, 3) Who was that woman you were taking to and 4) Stop smoking and stop playing video games).

02-22-08, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by swdw

No Pizza?!?!?!?

A real swabbie would also have a 4 hour old coffe pot on the burner, a coffe cup that hasn't been washed in 4 weeks.....

Assuming we're going for realism here, any "mods" that'll add that diseal odor to the coffee?

SteamWake · 02-22-08, 02:55 PM

Anything else ???!!!

Good God man wheres the Ice Cream !

ReallyDedPoet · 02-22-08, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Anything else ???!!!

Good God man wheres the Ice Cream !

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snakeyez · 02-22-08, 02:59 PM

1) 6 pack of Snickers
2) Few large bottles of Gatorade, drink em dry and use em for the head

SteamWake · 02-22-08, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by snakeyez

1) 6 pack of Snickers
2) Few large bottles of Gatorade, drink em dry and use em for the head

Now thats hardcore...... gross but hardcore.

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Capn_Sinky · 02-22-08, 04:20 PM

Oh yeah, forgot, guess I better be histarically accurate and get cokes in glass bottles. Lots of uses...:hmm:

Head (so I dont have to leave duty station)
Medic (can use them to hold blood for blood xfusions for the wounded)
Malatov Cocktails (If I get in a real pinch, gonna be hard to explain that one to the CO when she returns)
Message delivery system (if I have to abandon ship, after explaining to the CO the above three uses)

howler93 · 02-22-08, 04:37 PM

Personally, the diesels stop working for me if I don't have a nice bottle of scotch handy...

Otherwise, I'd advise you to stock up on corn nuts...they'll keep you awake when you're feeling tired. Make sure to put them down when you're rigged for silent running though!

Rockin Robbins · 02-22-08, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by howler93

Otherwise, I'd advise you to stock up on corn nuts...they'll keep you awake when you're feeling tired.

Arrrrrr! Corn nuts, especially BBQ corn nuts: the finest snack known to mankind!

02-22-08, 11:09 AM	#1
Capn_Sinky Bosun Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Winder, GA Posts: 64 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	CO on TDY for 1 week Ok Gentalmen, The CO is leaving on Sunday at noon for 1 week TDY. The XO will have the boat all to himself except for Torpedo Officer Leopold, CPO Tigger, Engineering Officer Which-a-way and First Mate Spookey. (In otherwords the wife is gone on a business trip for one week, and I am stuck here with the dog, and the cats ) Planning on an extended patrol during CO's absence. Therefore will need to fill all requestions prior to departing on patrol on Sunday at 1300hrs. Here's my check list. Can you guys think of any other vital supplies?:hmm: Soda, carbonated case 3 each Chips (Crisps for those across the pond) bag, 2 each Bologna package, 1 each Salami package, 1 each bread, white (the good soft kind, not the fru fru wheat sawdust kind blech) Loaf, 1 each visine (for eye relief during extended watch) bottle, 1 ea cushion, chair type (for extended patrol use) 1 ea Assorted rations, microwave type 6 ea wings, chicken type, lb, 2 ea Pay advance, (in case to lazy to use galley, can refit at golden arches) Anything else? __________________ Good Luck and Good Hunting! Capn_ Sinky (aka Stinky) O.I.C.I.C. Officer In Charge of Ice Cream Current Command: USS Drum Apr42 "Frankly the idea that a stinkpot could smell so bad that men who haven't bathed or changed their clothes in months would choose to abandon their ships mid ocean rather than fight, scares the heck out of me!" Unknown Historian

02-22-08, 11:43 AM	#2
Rockin Robbins Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: DeLand, FL Posts: 8,900 Downloads: 135 Uploads: 52	Looks like a fine itinerary! If chips are eaten at pressures over 1.5 atmospheres you get a nasty case of indigestion. Watch compressed air usage at great depth and you'll be ok. Have a great cruise and bring back some souveniers. __________________ Sub Skipper's Bag of Tricks, Slightly Subnuclear Mk 14 & Cutie, Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun, EZPlot 2.0, TMOPlot, TMOKeys, SH4CMS

02-22-08, 12:43 PM	#3
swdw Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 921 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	No Pizza?!?!?!? A real swabbie would also have a 4 hour old coffe pot on the burner, a coffe cup that hasn't been washed in 4 weeks, a gallon of bug juice, PBJ sandwich supplies, at least one breakfast of SOS (s*t on a shingle, other wise known as chipped beef on toast), and at least one meal of donkey dicks (12 inch long fairly bland unidentifiable sausage). __________________ "There are only two types of ships- submarines...... and targets" Unknown* "you wouldn't catch me on a ship that deliberately sinks itself"- comment to me from a surface sailor. System: AMD 6300 3.5 GHz \| 32GB DDR3 \| SATA 300 320GB HD, SATA III 1TB HD, SATA III 1.TB HD \| ASUS Sonar DS sound card NVIDIA 1660 Super OC \| Windows 10

02-22-08, 12:48 PM	#4
Quillan Samurai Navy Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 579 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Make sure your soda is high in caffeine, get Jolt if you can. (All the sugar and twice the caffeine!) Do you have something to distract the pets for extended periods of time? Red light bulbs for the computer room? __________________ We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

02-22-08, 12:56 PM	#5
DavyJonesFootlocker The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Stink Drunk in Trinidad Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 138 Uploads: 0	I need only enough cigarettes, coffee and earplugs (for wife yelling at me to 1) Stop smoking, 2) grow up and stop playing video games, 3) Who was that woman you were taking to and 4) Stop smoking and stop playing video games). __________________ "Silence means death. Stand on your feet. Inner fear your worst enemy."- Sepultura. My Silent Hunter 5 mantra is this......"Torpedo missed, sir!" A P-400 is a P-40 with a Zero after it. A proud member of the Wikipedia Haters Club

02-22-08, 02:55 PM	#7
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Anything else ???!!! Good God man wheres the Ice Cream !

02-22-08, 02:59 PM	#9
snakeyez Last Man Down Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Mississippi, USA Posts: 242 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	1) 6 pack of Snickers 2) Few large bottles of Gatorade, drink em dry and use em for the head __________________ SUBMARINEMUSEUMS.ORG - These are the submarines in your neighborhood! Get involved, they need you. Doyle Blalock - the life of my WWII submarine veteran grandfather. Drum228.org - devoted to the Gato-class museum sub USS Drum (SS-228) complete with war patrol reports, historical info, and restoration progress.

02-22-08, 04:20 PM	#11
Capn_Sinky Bosun Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Winder, GA Posts: 64 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Oh yeah, forgot, guess I better be histarically accurate and get cokes in glass bottles. Lots of uses...:hmm: Head (so I dont have to leave duty station) Medic (can use them to hold blood for blood xfusions for the wounded) Malatov Cocktails (If I get in a real pinch, gonna be hard to explain that one to the CO when she returns) Message delivery system (if I have to abandon ship, after explaining to the CO the above three uses) __________________ Good Luck and Good Hunting! Capn_ Sinky (aka Stinky) O.I.C.I.C. Officer In Charge of Ice Cream Current Command: USS Drum Apr42 "Frankly the idea that a stinkpot could smell so bad that men who haven't bathed or changed their clothes in months would choose to abandon their ships mid ocean rather than fight, scares the heck out of me!" Unknown Historian

02-22-08, 04:37 PM	#12
howler93 Medic Join Date: May 2007 Location: Telluride, Colorado Posts: 162 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Personally, the diesels stop working for me if I don't have a nice bottle of scotch handy... Otherwise, I'd advise you to stock up on corn nuts...they'll keep you awake when you're feeling tired. Make sure to put them down when you're rigged for silent running though!