How women see men

[SUBMAN1]

I think I agree with this.

-S



Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such lucky creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

[STEED]

Women can have multiple orgasms.

[Reaves]

Originally Posted by STEED

Women can have multiple orgasms.

Not if we beat them to the finish line.


-hmmm maybe that's not such a good thing! :rotfl:

[Sailor Steve]

It's a condensation of a very old web joke:
http://www.manbottle.com/humor/100_r...er_to_be_a_guy

Of course there is an opposite viewpoint:
http://www.dailycognition.com/index....e-a-woman.html

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by STEED

Women can have multiple orgasms.

:rotfl::rotfl:

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Originally Posted by Reaves

Not if we beat them to the finish line.


-hmmm maybe that's not such a good thing! :rotfl:

lmfaorofl.

[Letum]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

lmfaorofl.

rolfharrischarmanlmao.

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Originally Posted by Letum

rolfharrischarmanlmao.

lmfaoroflcopterchucknorrisstevenseagalpmsl.

[SUBMAN1]

I am not even going to try and figure out what that sentence says! So what does Chuck Norris have to do with Steven Seagal anyway?

-S

[Jimbuna]

Women prefer their men like olympic silver medallists....they always come second

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

lmfaoroflcopterchucknorrisstevenseagalpmsl.

:hmm: dont get it.. but what the heck!

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(Yeh, it's a word )

[KeptinCranky]

only in Finland Dowly, and only because you have nothing better to do all winter than think up idiotically long words like that

BTW I did read the whole thing...

[Sulikate]

Nice one

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by KeptinCranky

only in Finland Dowly, and only because you have nothing better to do all winter than think up idiotically long words like that

BTW I did read the whole thing...

Nooo, in english. Scientific name for Trypthophan synthetase. :rotfl:

[Jimbuna]

Nice one my little ferret

A chemical that has something to do with sleep