The Plight of the Single Man

[Mikey_Wolf]

Do you know, my night out with the lads last night really hammered home to me just what it means to be single. No matter where I looked, I saw couple everywhere. All my mates, have girlfriends. All the girls I ever get to know, have boyfriends, in short. I think I must be one of a dying breed, the single man.

I don't usually object to being single, in fact its sort of good, responsibility is cut in two pretty much. However, there is one thing wrong with me. I can talk to any man, hell, even men I don't like or whatever, I'll even have a scrap with two men at the same time... but, put a girl in front of me and say speak. And I struggle, its like I don't know what to do.

I have no luck at all with the girls. All the girls I've ever fancied either don't want to know, or, already have a boyfriend. Anyways, this is not me having a whine. But, I think if you are single nowadays you are a rarity. I could be wrong but, seems like everywhere you go you see couples. I have to confess I'm beginning to change my views now, and I think I would love to have a girlfriend.