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Old 08-29-07, 07:51 AM   #1
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Default Key to the Titanic disaster

I must admit I find this a little far fetched. Surely if the binocs in the crows nest were locked away and the look-out had no key one would then simply smash it open with a fire axe.

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Old 08-29-07, 01:46 PM   #2
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I'll add it to my list.


Keys to the Titanic disaster:

1. Have a pair of radio operators on all maritime vessels, running alternating shifts.

2. Don't increase your speed in known iceberg areas.

3. Don't chop speed while trying to turn.

4. Don't use reverse thrust while trying to turn.

5. Don't use Scottish steel with high sulfur content.

6. Do things the actual ship designer calls for.

7. Don't remove lifeboats to clear deck-space

8. Don't remove bulkheads because they're unsightly.

9. Don't lock the binoculars case.

10. Don't lock the binoculars case, then leave the ship, taking the binoculars-case key with you.
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Old 08-29-07, 01:48 PM   #3
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11. Take a plane.

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Old 08-29-07, 01:53 PM   #4
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12. Don't make a bloody movie about it.
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Old 08-29-07, 03:16 PM   #5
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No, no, no and no, this is completely wrong. This is what really happened
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07
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Old 08-29-07, 03:59 PM   #6
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13. Ensure the cabin for the shipping lines president is located in the crows nest.
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