reminder: Sunday, Mother's Day

Dan D · 05-10-07, 03:40 AM

Dear Sirs!

The second Sunday in May, in other words: next Sunday, is designated as Mother’s day to praise your mother, mother-in-law, the mother of your kids and motherhood in general.

For a proper celebration you will probably need this (source: "Titanic Magazin"):

a mouthwash “Stroh rum” (alcohol content 80 %),
a breakfast cigar “Shut your gob!” by brand "Speechless",
a dish set “Crusty”
and a freezer “Hide out”.

Letum · 05-10-07, 04:50 AM

Some one bumb this on sat

XabbaRus · 05-10-07, 05:05 AM

Another waste of time day where prices are bumped up.

By your flowers friday and give on Sunday.

TteFAboB · 05-10-07, 10:22 AM

Make Mr T. happy:

Sailor Steve · 05-10-07, 11:11 AM

My mother is either dead or hiding from me, and the mother of my kids kicked me out before a lot of you were born.

Thank you so much for reminding me.

Oh, while both of the above are undeniably true, I'm just using it as an excuse for a slap back.:rotfl:

Happy Mother's day, folks.

Just remembered: I once took a friend to lunch for Mother's Day...told him he was the biggest mother I knew. Given the circumstances, he didn't complain.

HunterICX · 05-10-07, 12:00 PM

Sorry to hear that steve,

ah well, nothing is really perfect in this world is it.

I need a haircut , its long, if I shave my mustache and put some balloons in my shirt I could pretend beeing sort of a mom steve :rotfl: J/K
(oh boy, I dont like this idea myself , how did I ever think of this)
my be the boring hours at work today

Sailor Steve · 05-10-07, 04:20 PM

Nothing to be sorry about; just another excuse for a joke.

STEED · 05-11-07, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Another waste of time day where prices are bumped up.

By your flowers friday and give on Sunday.

Just another commercial excuse to make you spend your money.

Jimbuna · 05-11-07, 11:53 AM

Mothering Sunday in the UK was 18th March this year....and I forgot

The Munster · 05-11-07, 04:53 PM

Love your Mother, you only have one and you'll miss her when she's gone.

Sailor Steve · 05-11-07, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

Love your Mother, you only have one and you'll miss her when she's gone.

That's what I told my little sister when she was a teenager. Her mom (my stepmom) made a rude remark to me, and after she left the room my baby sis (then 16) quietly called her some bad names. I said pretty much the same thing to her: "She's the only one you'll ever have, and you'll show her some respect when I'm around!"

ReallyDedPoet · 05-11-07, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

Love your Mother, you only have one and you'll miss her when she's gone.

to this. and to my Wife, the Mother of my three boys

RDP

The Avon Lady · 05-14-07, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kpt. Munson

Love your Mother, you only have one and you'll miss her when she's gone.

Everybody's doing it.

fatty · 05-14-07, 07:38 AM

oh crap!!!!

Jimbuna · 05-14-07, 08:23 AM

WOW

....we learn something new about mankind every day

05-10-07, 03:40 AM	#1
Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	reminder: Sunday, Mother's Day Dear Sirs! The second Sunday in May, in other words: next Sunday, is designated as Mother’s day to praise your mother, mother-in-law, the mother of your kids and motherhood in general. For a proper celebration you will probably need this (source: "Titanic Magazin"): a mouthwash “Stroh rum” (alcohol content 80 %), a breakfast cigar “Shut your gob!” by brand "Speechless", a dish set “Crusty” and a freezer “Hide out”.

05-10-07, 04:50 AM	#2
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Some one bumb this on sat __________________

05-10-07, 05:05 AM	#3
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Another waste of time day where prices are bumped up. By your flowers friday and give on Sunday. __________________

05-10-07, 10:22 AM	#4
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Make Mr T. happy: __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

05-10-07, 11:11 AM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	My mother is either dead or hiding from me, and the mother of my kids kicked me out before a lot of you were born. Thank you so much for reminding me. Oh, while both of the above are undeniably true, I'm just using it as an excuse for a slap back.:rotfl: Happy Mother's day, folks. Just remembered: I once took a friend to lunch for Mother's Day...told him he was the biggest mother I knew. Given the circumstances, he didn't complain. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-10-07, 12:00 PM	#6
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Sorry to hear that steve, ah well, nothing is really perfect in this world is it. I need a haircut , its long, if I shave my mustache and put some balloons in my shirt I could pretend beeing sort of a mom steve :rotfl: J/K (oh boy, I dont like this idea myself , how did I ever think of this) my be the boring hours at work today __________________

05-10-07, 04:20 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Nothing to be sorry about; just another excuse for a joke. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-11-07, 11:53 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Mothering Sunday in the UK was 18th March this year....and I forgot __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-11-07, 04:53 PM	#10
The Munster Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Deepest Dumbria Posts: 1,243 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Love your Mother, you only have one and you'll miss her when she's gone. __________________ *GWX Team Member; Retired* GWX Home Page

05-14-07, 07:38 AM	#14
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,448 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	*oh crap!!!!*

05-14-07, 08:23 AM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	WOW ....we learn something new about mankind every day __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!