Northern Bastard or Southern Fairy?

[Letum]

Feeling a little left out by the Redneck or Yankee post, I thought I would post a version for all us proud English men to enjoy!

The test correctly tells me I am a Northern Bastard! Damn right as well!

Here is the test:
http://www.thehob.co.uk/northerner.asp

If you are not English and this makes no sense to you; don't worry.

[Yahoshua]

I'm a Southern Fairy (I think I was ranked as Yankee in the U.S. thread I'll check later).

[TteFAboB]

Southern fairy.

[August]

Geez, i'm a Yankee even in England!

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

[robbo180265]

Southern Fairy,but then I do come from London

[joea]

Southern fairy and I had no idea what I was doing!

[Yahoshua]

I must be a strange one:

I Rank as Barely a Yankee, but I'm from South California (aka the Peoples' Republic of Kommiefornia -PRK).

Here I rank as Southerner, but I'm not even English (I have very little English blood in me).

[azn_132]

Im ranked as a Northern Bastard, the funny thing is, on the questions that u need to fill in the blank, I put mostly slangs words that I use like Yo, wassup, dawg, homie, etc. Even tho Im not an english(Im asian k, got a problem wit that?), still count me as a North bastard. As in the yankee test thingy megjigger, Im ranked both as a yankee.

[Letum]

I'm guessing most non-english will rank as Southern Fairys.

[fatty]

Northern bastard. Go figure; my dad was actually a coal miner in Wombwell, South Yorkshire for a while there.

[Oberon]

Accurate test.

Southern Fairy

[Tchocky]

Northern Bastard

....all I can think of is "trouble at mill!"

[kiwi_2005]

YOU ARE A NORTHERN BASTARD

Flat caps, tripe, life down t'pit, black pudding, Grimsby. Just a few of the things that you hold dear to your heart, for you are now officially a Northern Bastard. Why not celebrate with a good ol' fashioned party in the street with bunting, flags and jelly and custard?

If you are, in fact, a southerner and are reading this then don't be too disappointed. You now have to be friendly to people, pronounce poor as 'poowa' and take baths in a steel bathtub in front of the living room fire. Not really. That would be ridiculous. Just move to Workington.

If you are in fact a true northerner, good on ya! And, we'll see you down south in a couple of years. Just you watch.

In conclusion, I'll si thi later, ya bastard!

[The Munster]

Have to laugh at the 'move to Workington' bit as that is what I've just done from bonnie Scotland :rotfl:

[jumpy]

YOU ARE A SOUTHERN FAIRY

Alwight, guvnor? For you are a Southern Fairy. Thank God you didn't turn out to be one of those northern gits, eh? Too many of them around for anyone's liking. And, don't even get us started on the Scots. Celebrate down your local bar with a cool pint of lager. That costs £3.00.

If you are in fact a northerner and are reading this, then you have achieved quite something. The only explanation is a lack of work down t'pit and over-exposure to colour television. You should be listening to the wireless you jackanape.

Chances are, you are in fact a southerner. If so, why not try black pudding with your next fryup? It's great. Actually, no it's not.

In conclusion, fack off, you cahnt!

yay! lmao