Mills needs police protection against "huge powers"

Onkel Neal · 03-15-07, 12:24 PM

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her!

STEED · 03-15-07, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her!

She will not get far dialling 911. :rotfl: Try 999.

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Mills sees it, she needs police protection against the "huge powers" she believes are out to get her.

Men in Black?

Hold on just seen the news she is a animal rights activist. So that means scientists, shops, big corporations, butchers, hunters. Heck a lot of suspects there.

SUBMAN1 · 03-15-07, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her!

Sad. She chose the life, so now she must deal with it. Its called making your bed and then...

STEED · 03-15-07, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Its called making your bed and then...

Breaking wind in it.

Oops wrong saying.

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-15-07, 02:06 PM

Just unplug her phone. Might improve police response times :p

AVGWarhawk · 03-15-07, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. "

http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...4-093e8f82106c

They're out to get her!

Sad. She chose the life, so now she must deal with it. Its called making your bed and then...

I would have to agree with this. It is part of the deal.

TteFAboB · 03-15-07, 02:50 PM

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Fortunately for the overworked authorities, Mills will soon be traveling across the pond to make her debut on ABC's Dancing with the Stars Monday, removing her from their jurisdiction.

Run to the hills! Tell he to dial 666 instead of 999! Set up an automated answering machine and go to the caves.

"Greetings, this is the United States Emergency Police Department For Protection Against Huge Powers. To receive protection against huge powers, dial 1, lock yourself in the closet and knock yourself unconscious. For emotional support, dial 2. To donate 50% of your money to charity, dial 3. To return the money to Paul, dial 4 you gold-digging ****."

Really, if she gets millions she'll have enough money to hire an army of body-guards to protect her inside the bunker she could also afford to build. No need to go around whining and definitely there's no need to leech on the police. Is she trying to look insecure and fragile to the judge?

dean_acheson · 03-15-07, 03:42 PM

simply amazing.

kiwi_2005 · 03-15-07, 04:18 PM

That woman is nothing but a greedy F<snip> <snip> <snip> <snip> <snip> and <snip> <snip> <snip> because she <snip> <snip> <snip> bloody cow!

STEED · 03-15-07, 04:24 PM

She has enough money to hire a private goon sorry bodyguard if she wanted.

bookworm_020 · 03-15-07, 04:52 PM

I can understand her being a little parnoid at the moment, but the police aren't her personal body guard. Maybe she should use some of the money she got from paul to buy herself Sealand? Then she can have her own country to boot!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand

At least she would be out of the country!!

03-15-07, 12:24 PM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Mills needs police protection against "huge powers" This is just weird! Paul McCartney's ex-wife, has called British 911 so much, "The British police would like Heather Mills to kindly remove them from her speed dial. " http://www.eonline.com/news/article/...4-093e8f82106c They're out to get her!

03-15-07, 02:06 PM	#5
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Just unplug her phone. Might improve police response times :p __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

03-15-07, 04:18 PM	#9
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	That woman is nothing but a greedy F<snip> <snip> <snip> <snip> <snip> and <snip> <snip> <snip> because she <snip> <snip> <snip> bloody cow! __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

03-15-07, 04:24 PM	#10
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	She has enough money to hire a private goon sorry bodyguard if she wanted. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-15-07, 04:52 PM	#11
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I can understand her being a little parnoid at the moment, but the police aren't her personal body guard. Maybe she should use some of the money she got from paul to buy herself Sealand? Then she can have her own country to boot! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand At least she would be out of the country!! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

03-15-07, 03:42 PM	#8
dean_acheson Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Midwest - USA Posts: 1,057 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 0	simply amazing.