Snakes on a Plane.....

Takeda Shingen · 08-19-06, 09:07 AM

......has to be, without question, the worst film that I have ever seen. Ever. However, it is so awful that you absolutely must see it. I cannot remember when I had laughed so hard for so long. My sides still hurt.

STEED · 08-19-06, 09:33 AM

I am not wasting £10 to see that rubbish, I don't see many films now due to the cost of getting in. The last film I saw this year was MI3 which was better than MI2 but not as good as the original, and anyway on all these films wait another six months and you can rent the films on DVD for £3 a night.

Gizzmoe · 08-19-06, 09:54 AM

£10?

Unbelievable... We pay half the price here, sometimes even less.

Bort · 08-19-06, 11:32 AM

10 pounds is crazy. Here in Chicago it's $6.50 during the day and $8.00 at night.
But I have to see SoaP, it looks so bad that it'll be good.

"I want these mother*******ing snakes off this mother*******ing plane!"

STEED · 08-19-06, 01:36 PM

The cost at my local cinema is £10 at night and £8 in the afternoon, a friend of mind lives in London and he pays anywhere from £10 to £15. It's rip off U.K. for you.

And if you buy snacks........ Well you get the picture.

PeriscopeDepth · 08-19-06, 03:16 PM

Thanks for the heads up.

Sea Demon · 08-19-06, 05:57 PM

The whole concept for this movie seems so odd. Maybe I'll have to try it when it comes out on DVD just for the laughs.

08-19-06, 07:15 PM

Well me being a SUB-Serpent, I don't really care to see it either. I would rather see snakes on a U-boat!!

scandium · 08-19-06, 10:26 PM

Samuel L. Jackson has really been pimping this movie on the talk show circuit but the previews looked terrible (too much fake CGI) and the plot simply stupid (but hey, catering to people's fears of terrorism and air travel is profitable). Sounds like simply the latest piece of trash with this once respectable actor's name on the credits (who like so many other good actors now seems only to care about a paycheck instead of producing good movies).

Yahoshua · 08-19-06, 10:41 PM

Geez.....$8.00 to see a movie you might not even like?

Oh if it only were in the old days when movies cost a dime and you always got a double feature. They actually had GOOD movies in those days. Alfred Hitchcocks movies were the best.

Type941 · 08-20-06, 03:47 AM

dont judge a book by its cover but looking at this one you just know this is like the mid 80s trash, eh?

XabbaRus · 08-20-06, 04:03 AM

Dunno where Steed is living but up here I can pay £5 to see a movie. Just don't buy drinks or popcorn, or take your own in. Baggy trousers help

Come on Steed life here isn't that bad.

STEED · 08-20-06, 05:40 AM

XabbaRus, your up Scotland way, I'm down here in the south and it's cost alot of money. A mate of mind up in Manchester can still get a pint for a £1

try getting that price down here. We pay any where from £1.70 to £2.30, that's just an example of life here in the south.

PS Lucky You.

Takeda Shingen · 08-20-06, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by scandium

Samuel L. Jackson has really been pimping this movie on the talk show circuit but the previews looked terrible (too much fake CGI) and the plot simply stupid (but hey, catering to people's fears of terrorism and air travel is profitable). Sounds like simply the latest piece of trash with this once respectable actor's name on the credits (who like so many other good actors now seems only to care about a paycheck instead of producing good movies).

That's just the thing. There is no pretence about this being a great film, or a good film, or even a bad film. It is, in fact, a horrific product, and bills itself just as that. It's camp, and was created to be camp. To rate the film as a serious artistic piece is to miss the point completely.

SUBMAN1 · 08-20-06, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

......has to be, without question, the worst film that I have ever seen. Ever. However, it is so awful that you absolutely must see it. I cannot remember when I had laughed so hard for so long. My sides still hurt.

Hahahaha! The title alone should be your first clue as to how bad it is going to be. The second clue is the fact they didn't release it to critics before releasing it in theatres so as not to risk a bad review.

-S

08-19-06, 09:07 AM	#1
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Snakes on a Plane..... ......has to be, without question, the worst film that I have ever seen. Ever. However, it is so awful that you absolutely must see it. I cannot remember when I had laughed so hard for so long. My sides still hurt.

08-19-06, 09:33 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I am not wasting £10 to see that rubbish, I don't see many films now due to the cost of getting in. The last film I saw this year was MI3 which was better than MI2 but not as good as the original, and anyway on all these films wait another six months and you can rent the films on DVD for £3 a night. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-19-06, 11:32 AM	#4
Bort Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Studying in Atlanta Posts: 919 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	10 pounds is crazy. Here in Chicago it's $6.50 during the day and $8.00 at night. But I have to see SoaP, it looks so bad that it'll be good. "I want these mother*****ing snakes off this mother*****ing plane!" __________________ GT Aerospace

08-19-06, 01:36 PM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	The cost at my local cinema is £10 at night and £8 in the afternoon, a friend of mind lives in London and he pays anywhere from £10 to £15. It's rip off U.K. for you. And if you buy snacks........ Well you get the picture. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

08-19-06, 10:26 PM	#9
scandium Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,098 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Samuel L. Jackson has really been pimping this movie on the talk show circuit but the previews looked terrible (too much fake CGI) and the plot simply stupid (but hey, catering to people's fears of terrorism and air travel is profitable). Sounds like simply the latest piece of trash with this once respectable actor's name on the credits (who like so many other good actors now seems only to care about a paycheck instead of producing good movies). __________________ What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy? -- George Orwell

08-19-06, 09:54 AM	#3
Gizzmoe Silent Hunter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Germany Posts: 3,668 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	£10? Unbelievable... We pay half the price here, sometimes even less.

08-19-06, 03:16 PM	#6
PeriscopeDepth Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Pacific NW Posts: 1,894 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Thanks for the heads up.

08-19-06, 05:57 PM	#7
Sea Demon Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: USA Posts: 2,552 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	The whole concept for this movie seems so odd. Maybe I'll have to try it when it comes out on DVD just for the laughs.

08-19-06, 07:15 PM	#8
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Well me being a SUB-Serpent, I don't really care to see it either. I would rather see snakes on a U-boat!!

08-19-06, 10:41 PM	#10
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Geez.....$8.00 to see a movie you might not even like? Oh if it only were in the old days when movies cost a dime and you always got a double feature. They actually had GOOD movies in those days. Alfred Hitchcocks movies were the best. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

08-20-06, 03:47 AM	#11
Type941 Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Location: U-52 Posts: 1,270 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	dont judge a book by its cover but looking at this one you just know this is like the mid 80s trash, eh? __________________ Sink the Bismarck SH3 Movie

08-20-06, 04:03 AM	#12
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Dunno where Steed is living but up here I can pay £5 to see a movie. Just don't buy drinks or popcorn, or take your own in. Baggy trousers help Come on Steed life here isn't that bad. __________________

08-20-06, 05:40 AM	#13
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	XabbaRus, your up Scotland way, I'm down here in the south and it's cost alot of money. A mate of mind up in Manchester can still get a pint for a £1 try getting that price down here. We pay any where from £1.70 to £2.30, that's just an example of life here in the south. PS Lucky You. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!