Why Submarines are better than woman

[_Seth_]

Found this interesting thing on the net...



1. A submarine will kill you quickly. A woman takes her time.
2. Submarines like it done at all angles.
3. Submarines can be turned on easily anytime.
4. A submarine doesn't mind if you smoke, drink, tell dirty jokes or cuss.
5. A submarine does not object to being rigged for dive.
6. Submarines come with manuals.
7. A submarine is built for going down
8. A submarine once down is quite willing to stay there as long as you want.
9. Submarines are always in trim.
10. You can dive a submarine any time of the month.
11. Submarines don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12. Submarines don't care how many other subs you have sailed on.
13. Submarines don't come with in-laws.
14. When sailing, you and your submarine arrive at the same time.
15. Submarines don't mind if you look at other submarines or if you buy books and magazines about them.
16. Submarines don't complain if you sleep somewhere else.
17. Submarines don't mind if you stop off for a few beers on the way back.

No offence to the fellow female kaleuns in this forum!

[Hueywolf123]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: My uboot doesn't nag or complain either, regardless of what I put her through

[Dantenoc]

Hahaha... good post

However

Originally Posted by _Seth_

2. Submarines like it done at all angles.

My submarine doesn't... It likes to engage at a strict AoB of around 90degrees or else it's no joy. At least in that one point my girlfriend is better

[HunterICX]

:rotfl: Hahaha thats hilarious...good one

-One can be in a submarine for days and even go deeper and deeper, and She will not complain (sad but true :p)
-You can order submarine to blow balast any time you want that
-You can send submarine to the bottom of sea without being arrested

But they both need Watch Officer to be sure She will not be torpedoed by enemy

[mookiemookie]

It's much easier to do a trim dive on a submarine than a woman.

:rotfl: Wow, thats so damn funny - and so damn TRUE!:rotfl:

And THATS why men love Subs sooooo much...

Girls, read and learn! *takingcover*

[shegeek72]

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:



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[SteamWake]

Originally Posted by shegeek72

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:



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This has to be clearly photoshopped ! If you look closely the "woman" side is clearly indicated as turned on !

[SquareSteelBar]

Originally Posted by shegeek72

:rotfl::rotfl:The difference between men and women:



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You're very right, Fräulein Kapitän.
A woman never would be able to operate such a complicated device - therefore the man was created...

SSB

[P_Funk]

You know why women are so complicated and men are so simple. Because if a man was as fussy and naggy and needy and so confused and unsure as to what EXACTLY he wants women would never date them. No. Men are like Librarians for women. We just keep going into the backroom until we bring something back that you want, even when women don't know what they want.

It's like that salesman who keeps bringing you new shoes until one fits but they never do.:rotfl: We somehow keep going into the backroom.

[rjcjunior]

Ok, I agree... but, subs don't have the "A PERSEGUIDA". It's make you wanna die