If I could have a super power, it would be....?

Onkel Neal · 05-10-06, 05:17 AM

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

After watching the Xmen 3 and Superman returns trailers, my kids asked me that. I told them, my power would be the power to mentally invoke uncontrollable diarrhea on my foe. Imagine facing off with the Green Goblin or somebody.... as soon as they raise a hand to me: "Uh,...oh... ooohh, I gotta go, I'll get you later!" Goblin runs in shame.

Imagine I'm trying to get a good parking space and some guy tries to cut me off....

Imagine one of my co-workers in a meeting tries to take credit for some of my accomplishments....

I don't know why but my kids thought this was a riot. "Yeah," my 11 year old replies, "but Dad, that means Diaper Man would be your arch-foe".

GreyOctober · 05-10-06, 05:59 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Diaper Booooooooooy to the rescue!!! Man, i can picture him...skinny kid with a used diaper on his head!! :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Sir!

Also reminds me of a song by Stephen Lynch - (dont forget to listen till the end if you dont know the guy)

Cheers!

Deathblow · 05-10-06, 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I don't know why but my kids thought this was a riot. "Yeah," my 11 year old replies, "but Dad, that means Diaper Man would be your arch-foe".

Smart kid!

STEED · 05-10-06, 06:56 AM

Good one

Kapitan · 05-10-06, 08:33 AM

My super power would be one of three countrys

1) Great Britian once again
2) Japan
3) Germany

Reasons:

Britian has always had a great naval tradition and need to be asserted once more a stong navy would do us justice

Japan cause thier modern fleet is just well mouth watering

Germany cause they make excellent looking subs

Ok il go back to dream land.

rogerbo · 05-10-06, 09:23 AM

Kapitan, i think you just missed the point

I'm Supermann and i can Fly

I realy don't know which Power i would like to have as they do influence your environment so much that it either would have only local effects or you would have to "work" all over the world.

Imagine the new Infantry Wounder weapon "Oncle Neal the diarrhea King " :rotfl: :rotfl: Call the Pampers brigade

JJ · 05-10-06, 09:46 AM

I'd like to be able to turn myself invisible...

....for obvious reasons

But on the more serious note, the real advantage would be I could sneak upon terrorists and other scum of this earth and put a few slugs in their necks. I'd be the Elite stealth assassino

blue3golf · 05-10-06, 10:16 AM

If I could have a super power it would be the ability to TOTALLY ignore people who are just obviously ignorant and naive about everything but think they know it all.

CWorth · 05-10-06, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue3golf

If I could have a super power it would be the ability to TOTALLY ignore people who are just obviously ignorant and naive about everything but think they know it all.

Well you would have to ignore about 95% of the human population on earth with that kind of power.Would be nice,all the peace an quite though. :rotfl:

I could not say one way or another what I would want as a superpower.

Ishmael · 05-10-06, 01:58 PM

Actually, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy had the best one IMHO. the gun that made the target see the firer's point of view.

kiwi_2005 · 05-10-06, 04:51 PM

Quote:

After watching the Xmen 3 and Superman returns trailers, my kids asked me that. I told them, my power would be the power to mentally invoke uncontrollable diarrhea on my foe. Imagine facing off with the Green Goblin or somebody.... as soon as they raise a hand to me: "Uh,...oh... ooohh, I gotta go, I'll get you later!" Goblin runs in shame.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

GreyOctober · 05-10-06, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled them back. We kissed. She screamed. I took the cigarette from my mouth and kissed her again.

OMG!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Wherd'ya pick this line from?! Made my day!!

Torplexed · 05-10-06, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

The atmospheric power to whip up a strong tailwind.

Rockstar · 05-10-06, 08:26 PM

My wife says I already have a superpower

Bort · 05-10-06, 10:17 PM

To be able to fly, that would just own everything else. Imagine just walking along and fwoosh, and you fly home, and avoid gas prices.

05-10-06, 05:17 AM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	If I could have a super power, it would be....? If you could have a super power, what would it be? After watching the Xmen 3 and Superman returns trailers, my kids asked me that. I told them, my power would be the power to mentally invoke uncontrollable diarrhea on my foe. Imagine facing off with the Green Goblin or somebody.... as soon as they raise a hand to me: "Uh,...oh... ooohh, I gotta go, I'll get you later!" Goblin runs in shame. Imagine I'm trying to get a good parking space and some guy tries to cut me off.... Imagine one of my co-workers in a meeting tries to take credit for some of my accomplishments.... I don't know why but my kids thought this was a riot. "Yeah," my 11 year old replies, "but Dad, that means Diaper Man would be your arch-foe".

05-10-06, 05:59 AM	#2
GreyOctober Sonar Guy Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 394 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Diaper Booooooooooy to the rescue!!! Man, i can picture him...skinny kid with a used diaper on his head!! :rotfl: :rotfl: Good one Sir! Also reminds me of a song by Stephen Lynch - (dont forget to listen till the end if you dont know the guy) Cheers! __________________

05-10-06, 06:56 AM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Good one __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	My super power would be one of three countrys 1) Great Britian once again 2) Japan 3) Germany Reasons: Britian has always had a great naval tradition and need to be asserted once more a stong navy would do us justice Japan cause thier modern fleet is just well mouth watering Germany cause they make excellent looking subs Ok il go back to dream land. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

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Bort Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Studying in Atlanta Posts: 919 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	To be able to fly, that would just own everything else. Imagine just walking along and fwoosh, and you fly home, and avoid gas prices. __________________ GT Aerospace

05-10-06, 09:23 AM	#6
rogerbo Helmsman Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Swiss Navy Posts: 103 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Kapitan, i think you just missed the point I'm Supermann and i can Fly I realy don't know which Power i would like to have as they do influence your environment so much that it either would have only local effects or you would have to "work" all over the world. Imagine the new Infantry Wounder weapon "Oncle Neal the diarrhea King " :rotfl: :rotfl: Call the Pampers brigade

05-10-06, 09:46 AM	#7
JJ Helmsman Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Oulu, Finland Posts: 106 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'd like to be able to turn myself invisible... ....for obvious reasons But on the more serious note, the real advantage would be I could sneak upon terrorists and other scum of this earth and put a few slugs in their necks. I'd be the Elite stealth assassino

05-10-06, 10:16 AM	#8
blue3golf Weps Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Traverse City, MI Posts: 352 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	If I could have a super power it would be the ability to TOTALLY ignore people who are just obviously ignorant and naive about everything but think they know it all.

05-10-06, 01:58 PM	#10
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	Actually, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy had the best one IMHO. the gun that made the target see the firer's point of view.

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Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	My wife says I already have a superpower

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