The end of science

Rockstar · 01-02-23, 02:51 PM

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in...ces-retirement

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December. The scientific community is already announcing mass resignations now that the High Priest and the mediator between mankind and the laws of nature will be gone. Experts are predicting a dangerous rise in superstition, divination, and Twitter misinformation without the wise and infallible words of Fauci there to guide humanity toward safety and ultimate perfection.

"This is a disaster," said one scientist. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without the transcendent wisdom of Gaia's Oracle here to guide us. The end is nigh."

Sources say Fauci plans to spend retirement golfing, spending time with family, and weaponizing Monkeypox in his basement.

Platapus · 01-02-23, 03:09 PM

that site has some funny stories

Catfish · 01-02-23, 03:47 PM

Rockstar is funny when it comes to politics

Skybird · 01-02-23, 04:18 PM

Science, and corrupted science, are two different things. Like a knife used for surgery is a good thing, and a knife used to stab a sleeping one from behind is not.
Show me a better tool to gain real knowledge on any topic, than science (uncorrupted, that is).

The corruption is the problem, not science itself. And man can and does corrupt evertyhing, including politics, spiritual motivations, and he even at least tries to corrupt logic and maths, too.

Rockstar · 01-02-23, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Rockstar is funny when it comes to politics

You know where I dwell.

Reece · 01-02-23, 06:16 PM

^ That's disgusting!!

em2nought · 01-03-23, 02:05 AM

"Science" might want to look for a locale without extradition.

Jimbuna · 01-03-23, 06:15 AM

Do people actually read this crap?

Rockstar · 01-03-23, 06:28 AM

Everyday, in fact I base my entire world view and existence on these articles.

Jimbuna · 01-03-23, 07:04 AM

I suspected as much

Eichhörnchen · 01-03-23, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Do people actually read this crap?

Wot - GT's?

Jimbuna · 01-03-23, 07:57 AM

Platapus · 01-03-23, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Do people actually read this crap?

"Best investigative reporting on the planet. Read the New York Times if you want, they get lucky sometimes"

August · 01-04-23, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I suspected as much

You do realize that it's just satire right?

nikimcbee · 01-05-23, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Do people actually read this crap?

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Everyday, in fact I base my entire world view and existence on these articles.

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Originally Posted by August

You do realize that it's just satire right?

Shhsh...

Jim, I need you to confirm this:
https://babylonbee.com/news/boris-jo...rd-of-manatees

If you sail west, stop by and I'll buy you a pint.

01-02-23, 03:09 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,365 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	that site has some funny stories __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-02-23, 03:47 PM	#3
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,766 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Rockstar is funny when it comes to politics __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

01-02-23, 04:18 PM	#4
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,626 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Science, and corrupted science, are two different things. Like a knife used for surgery is a good thing, and a knife used to stab a sleeping one from behind is not. Show me a better tool to gain real knowledge on any topic, than science (uncorrupted, that is). The corruption is the problem, not science itself. And man can and does corrupt evertyhing, including politics, spiritual motivations, and he even at least tries to corrupt logic and maths, too. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-02-23, 06:16 PM	#6
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,709 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	^ That's disgusting!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-03-23, 02:05 AM	#7
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"Science" might want to look for a locale without extradition. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

01-03-23, 06:15 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Do people actually read this crap? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-03-23, 06:28 AM	#9
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Everyday, in fact I base my entire world view and existence on these articles.

01-03-23, 07:04 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I suspected as much __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-03-23, 07:57 AM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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