North Korea Vows 'Special Actions' to Turn Seoul to 'Ashes'

vienna · 04-23-12, 01:35 PM

North Korea Is at it again:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headline...eoul-to-ashes/

Quote:

The targets Pyongyang pinpointed are South Korean President Lee Myung-Bak and “the group of rat-like elements including conservative media destroying the mainstay of the fair public opinion.”

Does this mean the end of Fox News, too?...

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soopaman2 · 04-23-12, 01:53 PM

I dare them.

Even China and Russia couldn't defend this on to the UN.

Meaning a multinational crushing would come. (80000 us troops, and 7000 european troops, as usual)

Satire at it's best.

nikimcbee · 04-23-12, 03:03 PM

We will bury Seoul!

Comrade boss, if you do that, you'll destroy your cable TV connection!

War averted.

STEED · 04-23-12, 03:07 PM

Shut up! And get on with it you trumped little tart of a dictator.

soopaman2 · 04-23-12, 03:15 PM

Hypothetical news network:

USA sends food aid to n.Korea so they shut up, and stop launching failing rockets. Washington insiders are redfaced with laughter.

A statement from President Obama.

"Bwaahaahhaaaahhaaa"

Japan is giggling at them, and the Chinese are facepalming.

The Iranians dance in the street like it was 9-11 all over again.

This has been a report from the HNN.

nikimcbee · 04-23-12, 03:17 PM

Steed, you mentioned a tart. Would that be cherry or apple? Fetch me one of both!!
Well, Now Steed!!! Quit typing and go get me one!

STEED · 04-23-12, 03:22 PM

Shut your cake hole you North Korean git or I will set Mrs Peel on to you..

nikimcbee · 04-23-12, 03:26 PM

Thank you Steed, you are a good....
What iz this!?!? There's a bite in my pie!!!!!!

Steeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!

STEED · 04-23-12, 03:32 PM

Go kick his ar$e Mrs Peel.

nikimcbee · 04-23-12, 03:39 PM

Look! there he is!

to the batmobile!!

STEED · 04-23-12, 03:42 PM

Shoot his bat tyres out Mrs Peel..

STEED · 04-23-12, 03:45 PM

Well done Mrs Peel, the world is safe for another day.

Avengers 1

North Korea 0

Reece · 04-23-12, 05:38 PM

THE END

Note: No individuals were harmed in the making of this film, only Kim Jong Un's pride.

Jimbuna · 04-25-12, 05:33 PM

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-25-12, 06:19 PM

"SUBSIM Productions releases its latest blockbuster film...."

04-23-12, 01:53 PM	#2
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I dare them. Even China and Russia couldn't defend this on to the UN. Meaning a multinational crushing would come. (80000 us troops, and 7000 european troops, as usual) Satire at it's best. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

04-23-12, 03:03 PM	#3
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	We will bury Seoul! Comrade boss, if you do that, you'll destroy your cable TV connection! War averted. __________________

04-23-12, 03:07 PM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Shut up! And get on with it you trumped little tart of a dictator. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-23-12, 03:15 PM	#5
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Hypothetical news network: USA sends food aid to n.Korea so they shut up, and stop launching failing rockets. Washington insiders are redfaced with laughter. A statement from President Obama. "Bwaahaahhaaaahhaaa" Japan is giggling at them, and the Chinese are facepalming. The Iranians dance in the street like it was 9-11 all over again. This has been a report from the HNN. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

04-23-12, 03:17 PM	#6
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Steed, you mentioned a tart. Would that be cherry or apple? Fetch me one of both!! Well, Now Steed!!! Quit typing and go get me one! __________________ Last edited by nikimcbee; 04-23-12 at 06:02 PM.

04-23-12, 03:22 PM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Shut your cake hole you North Korean git or I will set Mrs Peel on to you.. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-23-12, 03:26 PM	#8
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Thank you Steed, you are a good.... What iz this!?!? There's a bite in my pie!!!!!! Steeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!! __________________

04-23-12, 03:32 PM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Go kick his ar$e Mrs Peel. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-23-12, 03:39 PM	#10
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Look! there he is! to the batmobile!! __________________

04-23-12, 03:42 PM	#11
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Shoot his bat tyres out Mrs Peel.. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-23-12, 03:45 PM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well done Mrs Peel, the world is safe for another day. Avengers 1 North Korea 0 __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-23-12, 05:38 PM	#13
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,693 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	THE END Note: No individuals were harmed in the making of this film, only Kim Jong Un's pride. __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

04-25-12, 05:33 PM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-25-12, 06:19 PM	#15
kraznyi_oktjabr Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Republiken Finland Posts: 1,803 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	"SUBSIM Productions releases its latest blockbuster film...." __________________ You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic. - Dr. House

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