Woman gets cement injected in her butt

Platapus · 11-22-11, 04:33 PM

Now that's an unusual eye-catching headline.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...r=Weird%20News

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MIAMI -- A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.

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The victim, who is not being named due to medical privacy laws, paid $700 for a series of injections in May 2010. She was referred to Morris by a friend.

Morris injected some type of tube in several sites around her bottom, pumping it full of a toxic concoction. Morris reassured the woman when the pain became too intense, police said.

Bamford said Morris told the woman, "`Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out.'"

Bamford said the victim was reluctant to come forward. She quickly went to two South Florida hospitals due to severe abdominal pain and infected sores on her buttocks accompanied by flu-like symptoms. But she left each time, too embarrassed to tell doctors what she'd done.

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I dunno. I am not Dr. Kildare, but of some "doctor" told me he/she was going to inject my butt with cement and fix-a-flat, I might want to do some research. Get a second opinion. I mean, what part of injecting tire sealant into your butt sounds even remotely like a good idea?

And, speaking as a former EMT, if you are experiencing severe pain and other serious symptoms, tell the doctor what you did. Really. They may (ok will) have a good laugh later, but you will get the medical attention you need. If you are going to a big ER, they have really seen it all.

Jimbuna · 11-22-11, 04:42 PM

There's one thing for sure....there'll be plenty of 'hard' evidence to prosecute with

AVGWarhawk · 11-22-11, 04:45 PM

The she was a he! This was also going on with transgender club dancers here in Baltimore.

MH · 11-22-11, 04:56 PM

That should be firm butt....

nikimcbee · 11-22-11, 04:56 PM

Why would Reece do something so crazy? If he's got money for implants, surely he's got money for a subsim meet.

Betonov · 11-22-11, 05:02 PM

Wrong wrong wrong, all wrong !!!!!!!!!

You make concrete by mixing cement, sand and water, not cement, ruber and fat

Reece · 11-22-11, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Why would Reece do something so crazy? If he's got money for implants, surely he's got money for a subsim meet.

Oh you're a wicked boy!

Penguin · 11-22-11, 06:20 PM

What did she say in the ER: "Help me Doc, my butt's stoned."?

Reece · 11-22-11, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

What did she say in the ER: "Help me Doc, my butt's stoned."?

No, "I've got rocks in my head"!

Blood_splat · 11-22-11, 06:46 PM

This is why not every ejaculation deserves a name.

Sailor Steve · 11-22-11, 06:52 PM

Brings new meaning to the term hard@$$.

Takeda Shingen · 11-22-11, 07:09 PM

This thread is worth it just for the title on the GT index page.

gimpy117 · 11-22-11, 08:39 PM

she did what?

Gerald · 11-22-11, 08:46 PM

Ask Reece, he knows better than the rest of us

Torplexed · 11-22-11, 09:30 PM

The doctor in question. Tranny got back!

11-22-11, 04:42 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There's one thing for sure....there'll be plenty of 'hard' evidence to prosecute with __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The she was a he! This was also going on with transgender club dancers here in Baltimore. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Why would Reece do something so crazy? If he's got money for implants, surely he's got money for a subsim meet. __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Brings new meaning to the term hard@$$. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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gimpy117 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 3,243 Downloads: 108 Uploads: 0	she did what? __________________ Member of the Subsim Zombie Army

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MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	That should be firm butt....

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Wrong wrong wrong, all wrong !!!!!!!!! You make concrete by mixing cement, sand and water, not cement, ruber and fat

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Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	What did she say in the ER: "Help me Doc, my butt's stoned."?

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Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	This is why not every ejaculation deserves a name.

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Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	This thread is worth it just for the title on the GT index page.

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Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	The doctor in question. Tranny got back!

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