To be Frankly...

I'm extremley insulted by all of you offendending me and my submariner-ining ability. I am so much better than all of you at getting those blowing-up things at the Tommies that I once sunk the King George V from 800m, stationary, in clear, kalm weather with my AA gun!
So, before you go on insulting me, I have decided I will post some pro-tips a little later showing you all how to be actually good submarin-like-people like me. Especially you, Frau Kaleun. You're the one who started all this and I bet you couldn't sink the Bismarck with your torpedoes! ...wait, wasn't she on my side?
...No.
Anyway, flame away. I'm still betterer than you.

Lots of loveliness,
Bernhard B. Bernard