Silent hunter 5 with built in phasers

pythos · 04-01-10, 01:10 PM

Or chumps, you make the call

I mean come one. Look at that lousy excuse of chef, he uses ROUND pots, everyone knows pots are supposed to be octogon in shape. Plus he's the only one on the boat with a Goatee!!!

Speaking of round, the gauges in the control room? Who the hell thought those should be round? Hello? They wear square, with digital read outs.

And the lousy representation of the Type 7. You all know that the type 7 was propelled through the water with a caterpillar drive right? You'd have to be pretty stupid to think the Germans would use propellers (three bladed ones at that) to propel their boats through the water.

Where the hell are my phasers?

The g7e was the fastest torpedo of the war, any one knows that. It had a speed of 100 knots!! It is still in use today on Us boats. You know, the ones with the coal fired steam engines. Nuclear is so 1950s.

another thing the stupid devs kinda forgot is that segull poop is very corosive and will burn a hole in thick metal (but bounce off of thin metal)

I am sick of this miserable excuse of a game.

I am going back to super mario bros.

BigBANGtheory · 04-01-10, 01:13 PM

..time to take that long over due vacation dude

Sailor Steve · 04-01-10, 01:16 PM

It's still April 1, even if the text is no longer green.

Go Pythos!

Highbury · 04-01-10, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

It's still April 1, even if the text is no longer green.

Go Pythos!

True true... but it is only good until noon.. that is 40 min on the west coast.. after that you better be in Hawaii if you are gonna post this stuff

Sailor Steve · 04-01-10, 01:29 PM

Why noon? Where I'm at it's April 1 for another 11 hours.

frau kaleun · 04-01-10, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pythos

The g7e was the fastest torpedo of the war, any one knows that. It had a speed of 100 knots!!

Mine only goes to eleven.

Sailor Steve · 04-01-10, 02:43 PM

"Only"?

Having one that "goes to eleven" is special. Even if it's done by hand.

Speaking of hands, that ones never been touched by human hands.

AVGWarhawk · 04-01-10, 02:49 PM

The Enigma · 04-01-10, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by pythos

....
Where the hell are my phasers?

I've written a Mod to reveal the build in phasers.
They forgot to add the key mapping (It is a very tricky key sequence)
Use Ctrl+Alt+Del and choose "Yes".
See the image how it shows up in the game...

johan_d · 04-01-10, 03:17 PM

frau kaleun · 04-01-10, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Only"?

Having one that "goes to eleven" is special. Even if it's done by hand.

Speaking of hands, that ones never been touched by human hands.

I know, but it was either that or try to work in an "over 9000!!1!" joke and it's been a long day and MY BRAIN HURTS!

IanC · 04-01-10, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Why noon? Where I'm at it's April 1 for another 11 hours.

That's the second time I've read about 'no more jokes past noon', I think it's a European thing.

Sailor Steve · 04-01-10, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I know, but it was either that or try to work in an "over 9000!!1!" joke and it's been a long day and MY BRAIN HURTS!

Well, so far you're doing a lot better than I am with the witty posts.

pythos · 04-01-10, 03:36 PM

GREAT PIC of the Pythons!!!!!!

frau kaleun · 04-01-10, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, so far you're doing a lot better than I am with the witty posts.

Well, thank you, but if my boss had any idea how I spent 90% of my time in the office today...

OTOH she's not even coming in tomorrow, so PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!

04-01-10, 01:10 PM	#1
pythos Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 834 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 0	Silent hunter 5 with built in phasers Or chumps, you make the call I mean come one. Look at that lousy excuse of chef, he uses ROUND pots, everyone knows pots are supposed to be octogon in shape. Plus he's the only one on the boat with a Goatee!!! Speaking of round, the gauges in the control room? Who the hell thought those should be round? Hello? They wear square, with digital read outs. And the lousy representation of the Type 7. You all know that the type 7 was propelled through the water with a caterpillar drive right? You'd have to be pretty stupid to think the Germans would use propellers (three bladed ones at that) to propel their boats through the water. Where the hell are my phasers? The g7e was the fastest torpedo of the war, any one knows that. It had a speed of 100 knots!! It is still in use today on Us boats. You know, the ones with the coal fired steam engines. Nuclear is so 1950s. another thing the stupid devs kinda forgot is that segull poop is very corosive and will burn a hole in thick metal (but bounce off of thin metal) I am sick of this miserable excuse of a game. I am going back to super mario bros.

04-01-10, 01:16 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	It's still April 1, even if the text is no longer green. Go Pythos! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-01-10, 01:29 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Why noon? Where I'm at it's April 1 for another 11 hours. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-01-10, 02:43 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	"Only"? Having one that "goes to eleven" is special. Even if it's done by hand. Speaking of hands, that ones never been touched by human hands. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-01-10, 02:49 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,255 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-01-10, 01:13 PM	#2
BigBANGtheory Officer Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: British Waters Posts: 243 Downloads: 98 Uploads: 0	..time to take that long over due vacation dude

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johan_d Samurai Navy Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 556 Downloads: 113 Uploads: 1

04-01-10, 03:36 PM	#14
pythos Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 834 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 0	GREAT PIC of the Pythons!!!!!!

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