Too sick to attend work!!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........
You got nice house’
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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