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07-30-09, 02:35 PM
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Lucky Jack
 
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The Wedding Ring
The Wedding Ring
A man went to the hospital in Cooktown , Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. OR... 3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. Tough call. You decide. |
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07-30-09, 04:01 PM
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Admiral
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 My Precious! Maybe he had really big fingers! 
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07-30-09, 06:50 PM
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Shark above Space Chicken
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Cripes just how soundly does this guy sleep!
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07-30-09, 06:56 PM
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Subsim Aviator
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thats why guys stick to gold bands without any identifying engravings (not for the penis reason) but because if anything happens to it...
be it lost in a lake during a fishing trip left at the house of a drunken one nighter irretrievably lost in some body cavity of a stripper you can always go down to wal mart and get a simple gold band. just pay cash, burn the receipt. If the shine on your new ring comes up... claim you were looking for some Christmas ideas at the jeweler and took them up on their offer of a free ring cleaning and buffing and its as good as new. in the mean time she will be wondring what christmas ideas you managed to come up with... and in a few weeks time it will be scuffed up and dirty just like the one you lost in that strippers arse in Sacramento that one time that you try not to tell people about.
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07-30-09, 07:01 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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07-30-09, 07:17 PM
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Subsim Aviator
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well a man has to know these things
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07-30-09, 07:18 PM
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Oh gods, I hope he didn't wake up with morning wood. :rotfl::rotfl:
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07-30-09, 07:30 PM
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Fleet Admiral
 
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I;m not sure which story is worse. The Queenslander or GR losing his wedding ring in a strippers arse???
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07-30-09, 11:51 PM
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07-31-09, 02:51 AM
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Ocean Warrior
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07-31-09, 11:45 AM
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07-31-09, 11:51 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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I don't have a wedding ring....and I'm not saying why
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