A cowboy appeared before St. Peter...

[Biggles]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the **** out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'







'Just a couple of minutes ago...'




Tada!

[Jimbuna]

Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.

Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.

Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.

Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?

Obama: About 12 seconds ago.

[FIREWALL]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Barack Obama finds himself standing at the Pearly Gates.

Angel: STOP!! You may not enter until you name one good deed you have done on earth.

Obama: Well....I was the first black president of the United States of America.

Angel: REALLY!?!?! When did this happen?

Obama: About 12 seconds ago.

Now THATS Funny. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rot fl:

[GoldenRivet]

Jim!!

im shocked.







i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe!

[bookworm_020]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Jim!!

im shocked.







i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe!

Must be using an Australian broadband connection!

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Jim!!

im shocked.


i didnt know it took 9 months for a joke to circle to your side of the globe!

It was the similarity in the punch line I was trying to display