Female orgasm.

Spike88 · 03-03-09, 10:07 PM

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

breadcatcher101 · 03-03-09, 10:10 PM

Either she is a dizzy blonde or that was a personal shot at you. Funny, though.

rubenandthejets · 03-03-09, 10:15 PM

Zing!

Monica Lewinsky · 03-03-09, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

"Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

Maybe, she's not a morning person? , egh?

http://LearnAbit.HomeServer.com/lab/...ningperson.wmv

baggygreen · 03-03-09, 10:49 PM

Come on spike, after the thread about 1894, you oughta know better!

Spike88 · 03-03-09, 11:26 PM

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

Overboard · 03-03-09, 11:57 PM

What..No..Wait, You mean females have ORGASMS"?

August · 03-04-09, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

antikristuseke · 03-04-09, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

That's not what she told me after "Yes, yes, oh god, yes."

JALU3 · 03-04-09, 04:43 AM

You mean like

Dowly · 03-04-09, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spike88

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel.

Sligtly OT, but there was this show about life of the elderly ppl and their sexlife this morning... never has my morning wood disappeared so quickly.

August · 03-04-09, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

never has my morning wood disappeared so quickly.

So far...

Jimbuna · 03-07-09, 05:07 AM

I phoned up the clinic the other day to enquire about circumcision.....I got cut off.

Frame57 · 03-07-09, 01:32 PM

Oberon · 03-07-09, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I phoned up the clinic the other day to enquire about circumcision.....I got cut off.

:rotfl:

Do you have a book on your desk with these in or something Jim?

03-03-09, 10:07 PM	#1
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Female orgasm. Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

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rubenandthejets 中国水兵 Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 279 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Zing! __________________ HMAS Sydney III "Thorough and Ready"

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JALU3 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2007 Location: 11SMS 98896 10565 Posts: 756 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You mean like __________________ "The Federation needs men like you, doctor. Men of conscience. Men of principle. Men who can sleep at night... You're also the reason Section Thirty-one exists -- someone has to protect men like you from a universe that doesn't share your sense of right and wrong." -Sloan, Section Thirty-One

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I phoned up the clinic the other day to enquire about circumcision.....I got cut off. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	__________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

03-03-09, 10:10 PM	#2
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Either she is a dizzy blonde or that was a personal shot at you. Funny, though.

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baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Come on spike, after the thread about 1894, you oughta know better!

03-03-09, 11:26 PM	#6
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Just to set the record straight. or slightly crooked,(kudos to all who know where that joke is from), this did not actually happen, at least not to me. Although she did send me the joke through msn. :P.

03-03-09, 11:57 PM	#7
Overboard Medic Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 164 Downloads: 124 Uploads: 0	What..No..Wait, You mean females have ORGASMS"?

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