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Old 02-05-09, 11:46 AM   #1
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Default The Dumbest bumper sticker

I was driving home the other day and some Gal in a old VW bug had a bumper sticker that said, "Proud owner of a Vagina". I cracked up a bit and then noticed she looked reasonably attractive so I pulled up beside her and tooted the horn to get her attention. When she rolled down her window I asked her, "Is it for sale?". Guess not as she sped off flipping me the birdie...
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Old 02-05-09, 11:59 AM   #2
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You sir have earned my great admiration and respect for the day.

well played
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Old 02-05-09, 12:08 PM   #3
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I was driving home the other day and some Gal in a old VW bug had a bumper sticker that said, "Proud owner of a Vagina". I cracked up a bit and then noticed she looked reasonably attractive so I pulled up beside her and tooted the horn to get her attention. When she rolled down her window I asked her, "Is it for sale?". Guess not as she sped off flipping me the birdie...
Obviously not a 'proud owner of a SENSE OF HUMOR'!
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Old 02-05-09, 02:26 PM   #5
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I guess DMV was asleep at the wheel.
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Old 02-05-09, 04:54 PM   #6
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Probably. I read a news story a while back about some state DMV going back and getting a tag they'd issued to a guy a while before. Apparently they got some complaints about his tag that read GOTMILF.
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Old 02-05-09, 07:39 PM   #7
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Reminds me of the 'assman' episode of Sienfeld.
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Old 02-06-09, 12:29 PM   #8
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Another dumb one I saw said, "It will be a great day when our schools have enough money to educate our kids and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomb"

Now, I am all for education, but if this nitwit had her way and things were as she wishes, her kids would be educated by foreigners.
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