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Sea Lord
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This is serious. Please BEWARE!
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Tesco's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young br**sts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Sainsbury in Wilmslow. You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this coming weekend. So Be Warned! P.S. Tesco have wallets on sale for £1.99 each |
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Grey Wolf
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I actually believed you for the first half of that you git
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Sub Test Pilot
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Had that sent to me last week
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Fleet Admiral
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I'm going to cosco and getting me a pallet full of wallets! I still have steed's credit card.
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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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Silent Hunter
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3 more :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: and a
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Sea Lord
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Need more wallets!
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Silent Hunter
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WHICH TESCOS!!!
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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. |
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Sea Lord
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Maybe that explains the strange E mail I got form my son away at collage.
" Dad please send more wallets" Magic452 |
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Chief of the Boat
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Our local tesco ran out of wallets way back
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