Lottery Idea

sonicninja · 01-17-09, 02:30 PM

If i should win the British National Lottery in the future here are my plans for the winnings:-

1. Give the wife £100,000 to start a new life....on her own

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2. Have a VIIC replica U-Boat built, external dimensions only.
3. Interior of boat fitted with fake valves and hydraulics as detailed on origional.
4. Computers installed in each watchkeepers postion, ie helm/navigator etc with 40 inch screen and high tech pc in each position.!
5. Bunkspace quarters replicated, sleeptight matress additional.
6. Radio room replicated to play gramaphone tunes, 86 year old DJ required, or grandson with knowledge of 1940's radio a "must".
7. Hydrophone room converted into shower room including B-Day and mini bar serving only the best German Snaps!!
8. Captains bunk replicated however, silent night matress included!!
9.FWD Torpedo room replicated with fake torpedos and bunks included.
10.Aft Torpedo room converted into U-Boat Bar, named "Sandy Bottoms" with happy hour from 7.39pm (19:39) until 7.41 (19:41)

11.Bow and AFT Quarters would be replica of origional u-boat for sleeping over.
12.Diesel room would be replicated but with built in speakers to generate engine sounds whilst at sea.
13.The bridge would be mainly a smoking area and for those taking time out from SH3 below but i would consider adding a cinematic screen and some chairs to watch various movies on a projector such as Das Boot and Above Us the Waves!
14.Complete and Total free board to the GWX developers, everyone else $20 a night or a crate of snaps for free stay.

15. No galley onboard as all meals would be like "in flight" and stowed at the aft ends of the control room, sorry fella's but costs etc

Obviously this is WIP until i get my cheque from the lottery guys

but im open to ideas, the plan would be to have the said U-Boat situated on Drakes Island (off Plymouth) feel free to Google Earth the Location but Ive chosen here as it would soak in the wheather elements etc.

Add your ideas as you wish Shipmates, you never know :hmm:

nikbear · 01-17-09, 03:04 PM

If your six numbers ever do come up(I hope they do

) I will be the first to come round for a visit,crate of shnapps in hand

BasilY · 01-17-09, 04:21 PM

I won that lottery three months in a row already

....

According to my Nigerian & south African contacts. They said I won a couple other lottery as well. But I am too busy chasing convoys on the high seas to claim them.

So if any one of you will paid me a thousand bucks, I will gladly let you claim those gazillion dollars sitting in multiple bank accounts somewhere with my name on it.

GoldenRivet · 01-17-09, 04:25 PM

i'll be on board for the schnapps as well

or were you talking about ginger snaps?

or rice crispy cereal "Shnapp crackle pop" :rotfl:

Weiss Pinguin · 01-17-09, 05:29 PM

Schnapp, crackle, and wasserbomben? :hmm:

Task Force · 01-17-09, 05:38 PM

I would love to have something like this.

downunder · 01-17-09, 09:56 PM

Let me know when its finished, just packing my bags

sonicninja · 01-18-09, 06:48 AM

:rotfl: great comments!!!!

Jimbuna · 01-18-09, 05:12 PM

How about an all female crew fitting the criteria:

Blonde, between 5'4" and 5'10", max weight 9 stone (wet) and eager to please/carry out the Kaleuns orders

nikbear · 01-19-09, 11:45 AM

If you ever find a girl like that Jim,ask her if she has a sister for me

Sailor Steve · 01-19-09, 11:50 AM

andym · 01-19-09, 01:37 PM

You have more chance of being struck by lightning and then being killed by a metiorite on a friday afternoon that win the lottery!

Kongo Otto · 01-20-09, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonicninja

If i should win the British National Lottery in the future here are my plans for the winnings:-

1. Give the wife £100,000 to start a new life....on her own

,
:hmm:

Why wasting money?

Solve it the Luca Brasi way.

01-17-09, 02:30 PM	#1
sonicninja Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 341 Downloads: 937 Uploads: 0	Lottery Idea If i should win the British National Lottery in the future here are my plans for the winnings:- 1. Give the wife £100,000 to start a new life....on her own , 2. Have a VIIC replica U-Boat built, external dimensions only. 3. Interior of boat fitted with fake valves and hydraulics as detailed on origional. 4. Computers installed in each watchkeepers postion, ie helm/navigator etc with 40 inch screen and high tech pc in each position.! 5. Bunkspace quarters replicated, sleeptight matress additional. 6. Radio room replicated to play gramaphone tunes, 86 year old DJ required, or grandson with knowledge of 1940's radio a "must". 7. Hydrophone room converted into shower room including B-Day and mini bar serving only the best German Snaps!! 8. Captains bunk replicated however, silent night matress included!! 9.FWD Torpedo room replicated with fake torpedos and bunks included. 10.Aft Torpedo room converted into U-Boat Bar, named "Sandy Bottoms" with happy hour from 7.39pm (19:39) until 7.41 (19:41) 11.Bow and AFT Quarters would be replica of origional u-boat for sleeping over. 12.Diesel room would be replicated but with built in speakers to generate engine sounds whilst at sea. 13.The bridge would be mainly a smoking area and for those taking time out from SH3 below but i would consider adding a cinematic screen and some chairs to watch various movies on a projector such as Das Boot and Above Us the Waves! 14.Complete and Total free board to the GWX developers, everyone else $20 a night or a crate of snaps for free stay. 15. No galley onboard as all meals would be like "in flight" and stowed at the aft ends of the control room, sorry fella's but costs etc Obviously this is WIP until i get my cheque from the lottery guys but im open to ideas, the plan would be to have the said U-Boat situated on Drakes Island (off Plymouth) feel free to Google Earth the Location but Ive chosen here as it would soak in the wheather elements etc. Add your ideas as you wish Shipmates, you never know :hmm:

01-17-09, 03:04 PM	#2
nikbear Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northampton,UK Posts: 1,859 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	If your six numbers ever do come up(I hope they do) I will be the first to come round for a visit,crate of shnapps in hand __________________ 'It is not surely known when the grey wolf shall come upon the seat of the gods' Ericksmal.

01-17-09, 04:25 PM	#4
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	i'll be on board for the schnapps as well or were you talking about ginger snaps? or rice crispy cereal "Shnapp crackle pop" :rotfl: __________________

01-17-09, 05:29 PM	#5
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	Schnapp, crackle, and wasserbomben? :hmm: __________________

01-17-09, 05:38 PM	#6
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I would love to have something like this. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

01-17-09, 04:21 PM	#3
BasilY Weps Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 359 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I won that lottery three months in a row already .... According to my Nigerian & south African contacts. They said I won a couple other lottery as well. But I am too busy chasing convoys on the high seas to claim them. So if any one of you will paid me a thousand bucks, I will gladly let you claim those gazillion dollars sitting in multiple bank accounts somewhere with my name on it.

01-17-09, 09:56 PM	#7
downunder Electrician's Mate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Victoria. Australia Posts: 135 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Let me know when its finished, just packing my bags __________________ May your hatches be tight, and your smokes dry.

01-18-09, 06:48 AM	#8
sonicninja Watch Officer Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Periscope Depth Posts: 341 Downloads: 937 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: great comments!!!!

01-18-09, 05:12 PM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	How about an all female crew fitting the criteria: Blonde, between 5'4" and 5'10", max weight 9 stone (wet) and eager to please/carry out the Kaleuns orders __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-19-09, 11:45 AM	#10
nikbear Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northampton,UK Posts: 1,859 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 0	If you ever find a girl like that Jim,ask her if she has a sister for me __________________ 'It is not surely known when the grey wolf shall come upon the seat of the gods' Ericksmal.

01-19-09, 11:50 AM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	__________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-19-09, 01:37 PM	#12
andym Weps Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK Posts: 365 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	You have more chance of being struck by lightning and then being killed by a metiorite on a friday afternoon that win the lottery! __________________ GWX 3.0 GOLD,SH3 Commander.

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