Train stops railway sex

Von Tonner · 10-04-08, 05:28 AM

Yes, Yes , Yeeeeeees!!!!! I felt the earth move ..........

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The couple had ignored warning hoots from the goods train that hit them while they were having sex on the railway line on September 19.

Schroeder · 10-04-08, 08:17 AM

Best place to do that....

SteamWake · 10-04-08, 08:34 AM

Definatly not 'safe sex'

Task Force · 10-04-08, 08:45 AM

Woah, why would they do that on the railway tracks, I mean there are realy heavy things moveing realy fast with wheels that run on those things.

Skybird · 10-04-08, 08:50 AM

As much stopped as "stopped" can be...

I only know this phenomenon from deer in autumn crossing roads not looking left or right...

Maybe worth a Darwin Award?

Task Force · 10-04-08, 08:53 AM

Wouldnt the rails, rocks be a discourager.

I guess they didnt know about bedrooms.

Sailor Steve · 10-04-08, 10:09 AM

No, no, no! When they said "It's better on a train" they meant on board the train!

Task Force · 10-04-08, 10:11 AM

I dont know about that. Trains have a habit of rocking.

Sailor Steve · 10-04-08, 10:12 AM

That's the point.

Task Force · 10-04-08, 10:16 AM

Are you trying to tells something SS.:rotfl:Is this kind of like the bathtub thing.

Sailor Steve · 10-04-08, 10:19 AM

Nah, never even been on a train, except the local commuter rail. I got it from a James Bond book.

Task Force · 10-04-08, 10:22 AM

OOOOOOOOOOah, now I see.

Sailor Steve · 10-04-08, 10:24 AM

Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle.

nikimcbee · 10-04-08, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle.

I never knew that. :hmm: That sounds like a gov't study....

My favorite one: women can't touch their elbows together behind their backs.:hmm:

Oberon · 10-04-08, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle.

:hmm:
Has QI made it to the states already?

10-04-08, 08:17 AM	#2
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Best place to do that.... __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

10-04-08, 08:45 AM	#4
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Woah, why would they do that on the railway tracks, I mean there are realy heavy things moveing realy fast with wheels that run on those things. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-04-08, 08:50 AM	#5
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,616 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	As much stopped as "stopped" can be... I only know this phenomenon from deer in autumn crossing roads not looking left or right... Maybe worth a Darwin Award? __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

10-04-08, 08:53 AM	#6
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Wouldnt the rails, rocks be a discourager. I guess they didnt know about bedrooms. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-04-08, 10:09 AM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	No, no, no! When they said "It's better on a train" they meant on board the train! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-04-08, 08:34 AM	#3
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Definatly not 'safe sex'

10-04-08, 10:11 AM	#8
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I dont know about that. Trains have a habit of rocking. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-04-08, 10:12 AM	#9
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	That's the point. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-04-08, 10:16 AM	#10
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Are you trying to tells something SS.:rotfl:Is this kind of like the bathtub thing. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-04-08, 10:19 AM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Nah, never even been on a train, except the local commuter rail. I got it from a James Bond book. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-04-08, 10:22 AM	#12
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	OOOOOOOOOOah, now I see. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

10-04-08, 10:24 AM	#13
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Of course I would take that with a grain of salt. Ian Fleming also said you can spot gay men because they can't whistle. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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