Home Accidents are not good for gaming

Monica Lewinsky · 05-05-08, 09:44 PM

I am So ................. pissed off at me!

Old age is a ... BITCH. Avoid it!

so it is Monday and it is time for work. Went and did my 8:30 am and 11:00 appointments Today. At noon, Saw my 1:30 pm and 4:00 pm appointments on the Calendar on paper notes ... and said to self ........ go home, make lunch there - take a break - and maybe catch some afternoon delight! :wink:

It will be CHEAPER then eating out, you will eat healthy since you don't consume that McDonald's or Burger King Fecal matter crap. Ya go home ... big fxcking mistake.

Side note: I am left handed.

So ... I fire up lunch in our Microwave - left over pizza pickup - yum, yum!
While the pizza gets nuked in said micro oven, walk over to the sink, and say: "You PIG, clean this crap up!"

Did so, but.......... Washed out a glass - big mistake.

BOOM, Crash, Glass breaking everywhere.

I cut my left thumb from the tip of said thumb down to the wrist a gash about 1/8" wide with the glass breaking. All skin removed, ie. GONE.

Rushed to the paper towels, applied home tourniquet. Debated calling 9-1-1. Nah ... sissy wimpy B.s. thing to do. Reached in right pocket for truck keys - almost passed out. Found a 3 inch by 1 inch sheet of glass jabbed into my right index finger on the OTHER hand... I was in deep doo-doo I said to self.

Drove to the fire station a quarter of a mile away from our house by myself. They look [paramedics - and patch me up because I REFUSE to go in an ambulance - stubborn pride by me].

Go to the hospital, check myself in, and I end up - SCREWED. I cannot drive home!

Both hands taped up, stitched up, and I made the FATAL mistake of calling the spouse and said "Can you help me?" over a fxcking glass I broke in the sink?

Current status:
Can use the four fingers on the left hand - Thumb is a gonner for a few days. Right hand - thumb OK, Right index finger and the middle finger is a gonner for 2-4 days from glass cut and stitches.

Two things learned:
#1. Don't call the spouse
#2. Picking my nose will be difficult for a week. :P

Worst part ... Playing SH4/Sh3 with that WONDERFUL GWX 2.1 mod ........ can't do it.

Pissed !

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05-05-08, 09:44 PM	#1
Monica Lewinsky Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 845 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Home Accidents are not good for gaming I am So ................. pissed off at me! Old age is a ... BITCH. Avoid it! so it is Monday and it is time for work. Went and did my 8:30 am and 11:00 appointments Today. At noon, Saw my 1:30 pm and 4:00 pm appointments on the Calendar on paper notes ... and said to self ........ go home, make lunch there - take a break - and maybe catch some afternoon delight! :wink: It will be CHEAPER then eating out, you will eat healthy since you don't consume that McDonald's or Burger King Fecal matter crap. Ya go home ... big fxcking mistake. Side note: I am left handed. So ... I fire up lunch in our Microwave - left over pizza pickup - yum, yum! While the pizza gets nuked in said micro oven, walk over to the sink, and say: "You PIG, clean this crap up!" Did so, but.......... Washed out a glass - big mistake. BOOM, Crash, Glass breaking everywhere. I cut my left thumb from the tip of said thumb down to the wrist a gash about 1/8" wide with the glass breaking. All skin removed, ie. GONE. Rushed to the paper towels, applied home tourniquet. Debated calling 9-1-1. Nah ... sissy wimpy B.s. thing to do. Reached in right pocket for truck keys - almost passed out. Found a 3 inch by 1 inch sheet of glass jabbed into my right index finger on the OTHER hand... I was in deep doo-doo I said to self. Drove to the fire station a quarter of a mile away from our house by myself. They look [paramedics - and patch me up because I REFUSE to go in an ambulance - stubborn pride by me]. Go to the hospital, check myself in, and I end up - SCREWED. I cannot drive home! Both hands taped up, stitched up, and I made the FATAL mistake of calling the spouse and said "Can you help me?" over a fxcking glass I broke in the sink? Current status: Can use the four fingers on the left hand - Thumb is a gonner for a few days. Right hand - thumb OK, Right index finger and the middle finger is a gonner for 2-4 days from glass cut and stitches. Two things learned: #1. Don't call the spouse #2. Picking my nose will be difficult for a week. :P Worst part ... Playing SH4/Sh3 with that WONDERFUL GWX 2.1 mod ........ can't do it. Pissed ! __________________ Sink them all!