Funny Stories Thread

[Stealth Hunter]

Most of us have been playing SH3 since it was first released, and with so many mods out today and almost 3 years later, we've all come across a time in the game that's made us snicker of roll on the floor with laughter. Henceforth, I'm making this thread to share those stories in. Post screenshots if you want, I don't care. Just make sure that it was funny...


This one comes from 35 minutes ago when I was playing a career.

I was moving along through the English Channel when I spotted a group of destroyers and battleships. Needless to say, I was giddy with excitement that such fine prize would be such a short distance away. Anywho, I began attacking the enemy vessels in a VIIC/42, and I sank 2 destroyers right off the bat. I fired the other 2, and those torpedoes hit home at the Nelson battleship ahead of me. However, I had a DD on my ass, and I decided to hide beneath the Nelson.

After maneuvering into position underneath the hulk of the damaged ship, I sat in wait for 2 hours. Suddenly, I got a distrubing message: THE NELSON WAS SINKING. I was directly underneath it, and the ocean was over a thousand meters down from where I was at. My first thought was one of panic. If it sank, I would be trapped underneath it and be taken down to crush depth, assuming that the thing didn't destroy me once it landed on the deck.

I fired up the engines to flank speed, and the Nelson slowly pushed me down deeper and deeper into the sea. I managed to escape with only minor damage at a depth of 200 meters.