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Dear Sirs!
The second Sunday in May, in other words: next Sunday, is designated as Mother’s day to praise your mother, mother-in-law, the mother of your kids and motherhood in general. For a proper celebration you will probably need this (source: "Titanic Magazin"): a mouthwash “Stroh rum” (alcohol content 80 %), a breakfast cigar “Shut your gob!” by brand "Speechless", a dish set “Crusty” and a freezer “Hide out”. ![]() |
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Navy Seal
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Some one bumb this on sat
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Navy Seal
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Another waste of time day where prices are bumped up.
By your flowers friday and give on Sunday. |
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Mothering Sunday in the UK was 18th March this year....and I forgot
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How come you other chaps have a different day to us englanders?
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Make Mr T. happy:
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Eternal Patrol
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My mother is either dead or hiding from me, and the mother of my kids kicked me out before a lot of you were born.
Thank you so much for reminding me. ![]() Oh, while both of the above are undeniably true, I'm just using it as an excuse for a slap back.:rotfl: Happy Mother's day, folks. Just remembered: I once took a friend to lunch for Mother's Day...told him he was the biggest mother I knew. Given the circumstances, he didn't complain.
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Sorry to hear that steve,
ah well, nothing is really perfect in this world is it. I need a haircut , its long, if I shave my mustache and put some balloons in my shirt I could pretend beeing sort of a mom steve :rotfl: J/K (oh boy, I dont like this idea myself , how did I ever think of this) my be the boring hours at work today
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Nothing to be sorry about; just another excuse for a joke.
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