Scarborough Fair, Subsim style

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Are you going, to A-K 49?
Merchant ships and a tugboat or two.
Remember please the one golden rule,
There's no shame in dying on your first.

Maybe you'll make it, before you blow yourself up
Crash dive, slow, evade them like hell..
Without external camera functions,
Then you'll know what true fear is.

Tell Ubisoft, thanks for the memories,
Sonalysts, and the Sierra boys too
Without you guys, we'd be sat on our asses,
Playing U-Boat in a bubble-filled bath

Ask our Gizz to sticky more threads,
Go on boy, go on and try,
One day he's going to flip out and lose it
And stick your bugs up your Rohr Funf

Are you going to AK-49?
Merchant Ships, and a tugboat or two.
Remember please, the most important thing ever
Never will I sail without all of you.






(*is bored and just made that up :rotfl:*)