Woman want Jerks!

kiwi_2005 · 10-30-06, 01:05 PM

In general, I'm a nice guy. Somewhat on the hunter/gatherer side.

That means that I typically bomb out with women.

You see, woman don't want nice guys, they dont want hunter gatherers. They want jerks!

http://sanvicentemedia.com/Jerks.htm

Gizzmoe · 10-30-06, 01:16 PM

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I ask Dr. Berman, in light of these revelations, “Is there any hope for nice guys?” She believes so.

“Most women grow out of the bad boy phase, as they get older they want nice guys for a relationship. Nice guys should realize the older they get, the more women want them.”

Gosh that's great! When women are old, unattractive, overweight, have a couple of kids and divorces under their ever-expanding belt, that's when the nice guys will finally get on deck right before menopause! Wooo! Hooo!

You see, Kiwi, there´s still hope...

kiwi_2005 · 10-30-06, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Gizzmoe

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I ask Dr. Berman, in light of these revelations, “Is there any hope for nice guys?” She believes so.

“Most women grow out of the bad boy phase, as they get older they want nice guys for a relationship. Nice guys should realize the older they get, the more women want them.”

Gosh that's great! When women are old, unattractive, overweight, have a couple of kids and divorces under their ever-expanding belt, that's when the nice guys will finally get on deck right before menopause! Wooo! Hooo!

You see, Kiwi, there´s still hope...

kiwi puts away bow and club, theirs still hope!

The Avon Lady · 10-30-06, 01:30 PM

Gizzmoe, shouldn't this be merged with the recent women for dummies thread?

kiwi_2005 · 10-30-06, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Gizzmoe, shouldn't this be merged with the recent women for dummies thread?

You shouldn't think of hubbie as a dummie Avon, you must think more highly of him

SUBMAN1 · 10-30-06, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by Gizzmoe

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I ask Dr. Berman, in light of these revelations, “Is there any hope for nice guys?” She believes so.

“Most women grow out of the bad boy phase, as they get older they want nice guys for a relationship. Nice guys should realize the older they get, the more women want them.”

Gosh that's great! When women are old, unattractive, overweight, have a couple of kids and divorces under their ever-expanding belt, that's when the nice guys will finally get on deck right before menopause! Wooo! Hooo!

You see, Kiwi, there´s still hope...

kiwi puts away bow and club, theirs still hope!

If that were true, you can have that! I's be better off single in that case!

-S

The Avon Lady · 10-30-06, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Gizzmoe, shouldn't this be merged with the recent women for dummies thread?

You shouldn't think of hubbie as a dummie Avon, you must think more highly of him

Oh, I do, especially after he read that thread with me the other week and pitied you gentlemen.

kiwi_2005 · 10-30-06, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Gizzmoe, shouldn't this be merged with the recent women for dummies thread?

You shouldn't think of hubbie as a dummie Avon, you must think more highly of him

Oh, I do, especially after he read that thread with me the other week and pitied you gentlemen.

Pity is not the word. Desperados is more like it. The joy of being single is.... Ahh no i wont go there.

10-30-06, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Gizzmoe, shouldn't this be merged with the recent women for dummies thread?

You shouldn't think of hubbie as a dummie Avon, you must think more highly of him

Oh, I do, especially after he read that thread with me the other week and pitied you gentlemen.

it's all in your training Avon Lady

XabbaRus · 10-30-06, 04:04 PM

It's not "women want jerks" Intelligent who have a brain beside a bust like nice guys. It is your cheerleader miss popular so cool girl type that like jerks.

Ducimus · 10-30-06, 04:32 PM

Generally speaking, most Women like animals. Yes they like animals.

Three types to be exact.

A jaguar in her garage.
A tiger in her bed
and a jackass to pay for it all.

10-30-06, 01:05 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Woman want Jerks! In general, I'm a nice guy. Somewhat on the hunter/gatherer side. That means that I typically bomb out with women. You see, woman don't want nice guys, they dont want hunter gatherers. They want jerks! http://sanvicentemedia.com/Jerks.htm __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Gizzmoe, shouldn't this be merged with the recent women for dummies thread? __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	It's not "women want jerks" Intelligent who have a brain beside a bust like nice guys. It is your cheerleader miss popular so cool girl type that like jerks. __________________

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Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Generally speaking, most Women like animals. Yes they like animals. Three types to be exact. A jaguar in her garage. A tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.