We can see you, you yob!

[STEED]

Spy planes in crackdown on yobs


What's the point of it half the time they get off scot free and if they do go to prison they will have all those nice things to look forward too.

[ASWnut101]

whats a yob?

[STEED]

Originally Posted by ASWnut101

whats a yob?

A lout or hooligan. Derived from the backslang of boy.

Just to add it's that time of year to go to prison for.....Well you know.

[ASWnut101]

ahhh......

[madDdog67]

except, now you can't call them yobs, right? didn't I read that last week?

[CB..]

yup we have to call them SIR now...they are re-inventing the class system and placing violent brain dead thugs at the top....er sorry i mean the "moraly challenged":rotfl:

mind you i find the prospect of not only talking lamposts but allso flying remote controlled spy-planes circling the streets absolutely fascinating...it realy is a scene from a sci fi novel..

add in that comment from tony blair regarding the problem being addresed whilst the potentail yob is in the womb...and it gives plenty of scope for extrapolation....more paranoia...in order to get the public to accept the introduction of genetic screening for behavioural traits..or in fact the first inklings of state sponsered and controlled "designer babys" we need an equally deliberately engineered crisis to make the idea appear to be the soloution.....don't laugh you know they're thinking about how to use the technology as and when it may become available..

[VipertheSniper]

Originally Posted by CB..

yup we have to call them SIR now...they are re-inventing the class system and placing violent brain dead thugs at the top....er sorry i mean the "moraly challenged":rotfl:

moraly challenged, man that's gold, wonder when that will find it's way into the media.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[TteFAboB]

Originally Posted by VipertheSniper

moraly challenged, man that's gold, wonder when that will find it's way into the media.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Well CB, imagine if the spy planes could fire a death ray right into people's brain! Now that would be something, not that they would damage much stuff in this case anyway. "Sir, we have a 'Sir' in sight, permission to fire!" "Negative on that. Laser guns are a thing of the past soldier, it's time to test the RFID paralyzer chip implants. Activate project Sleeping-Beauty on that 'Sir'."

[bookworm_020]

How about oder inhanced, geneticly deficient, age challenged male instead of yob??

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[CB..]

i think they need to re-invent "Dixon of Dock Green"

[STEED]

Listen up Yobs, Christmas is on it's way so if you want your nice warm cell and colour TV with DVD player and your selection of films. Oops nearly forgot your PS2 & XBOX and heaps of games and a CD player with Cd's you better hurry up the prison cells are going like hot cakes. Better book in advance to be sure you get the prison of your choice.


The British Justice System don't you just love if your a criminal.

And the rest of us have to fund it.

[CB..]

Originally Posted by STEED

Listen up Yobs, Christmas is on it's way so if you want your nice warm cell and colour TV with DVD player and your selection of films. Oops nearly forgot your PS2 & XBOX and heaps of games and a CD player with Cd's you better hurry up the prison cells are going like hot cakes. Better book in advance to be sure you get the prison of your choice.


The British Justice System don't you just love if your a criminal.

And the rest of us have to fund it.

yup i was told reliably that inmates have a points scoring system ..earn enough browny points and they do indeed get their own DVD player (and im assuming they get a TV to go with it other wise it's a bit redundant ) i'm even told they have access to their own mobile phones...(in their cells) go figure that one out

mean-while the old lady they may have mugged finds herself alone no longer able to leave the house for fear of a repeat performance- and spends the last few years of her life in abject misery and fear...

yes we have a hugely inhumane justice system...


IMO the only possible answer would be to insitute compulsory full time education in prisons...lets see them play truant and or not complete their homework with a gaurd standing behind them....they probably hated school ..so not only is it an apt punishment it allso stands some sort of chance of rehabilitating them....they say prisons are a "colledge of crime"
ok lets accept the colledge element but change the course work and education...every kid has to under-go compulsory full time education
so let the "tough nuts" (and lets face that's how they view them selves:rotfl: ) cope with the same difficulties every other kid has to face...only this time the "tough nuts" will have no where to run and no-where to hide..

yes Mr Blair "education education education" you know what to do...use the old 1950's educational system and discipline (you've seen the TV show now live the movie )....

5 years of that and a reasonable percentage of them will be "reformed"

[Konovalov]

Will the spy drones be armed with Hellfire missiles in order to take out the groups of hoodies who roam the streets in the UK?

[CB..]

Originally Posted by Konovalov

Will the spy drones be armed with Hellfire missiles in order to take out the groups of hoodies who roam the streets in the UK?

nah...they'll probably just crash....mind you they may crash into a Mosque...say that's not such a bad idea...now i get it!!

nope first time one goes out of control ..they'll pull the plug..and one will go out of control flying over a heavily populated city centre...it's frankly a stupid idea....any one who has ever flown a RC model aircraft knows what i mean..even a small one can kill you if it goes out of control....ever been hit by an object that weighs as much as ten bags of suger travelling at 120 miles an hour...they should stick to talking lamposts

adendum...##

of course the terrorists will love this idea to bits....
ok so we all get used to see-ing these drones flying over our cities...
one more won't be noticed...you know the one...the one the terrorist's have built from a commercailly available radio control model aircraft kit (very reasonably priced these days some come ready made and ready to fly only a hour or two's work to get them ready...)
they come up with the blatantly obvious idea of strapping semtext onto the aircraft and they go up on the rooftop of a tall building and fly the thing thru some office block window...ka-boom....impossible to shoot down ..can be set up and used in less than five minutes..get to roof-top start engine..switch on the radio control...launch it and off you go..

these folks who think these ideas up shouldn't be allowed to cross the road alone let alone devise new policing methods

[STEED]

Originally Posted by CB..

nah...they'll probably just crash....

Of course they will as you know everything is done on the cheap by this government.