Bernard....Could live

Hakahura · 09-11-06, 05:25 AM

Hi Everyone

Just had a crazy thought... "The Bernard Mod".

Once installed you are given Bernard as a member of your crew! Where do you put him? Reflecting the radom events of SH3 Commander 2.6, put Bernard in the torpedo room and whoosh, for no apparent reason a fish launches! You get the idea, but the guys got limitless energy put him in crew quarters and he reasigns himself to the helm!

Oh no you can't dismiss or transfer him, Bdu are glad to send him to sea where he can't flood a dry dock in port! Your stuck with the guy!

Anyone want to give this a go? Or preferably give me some tips on how to do this?

We've all had a good laugh at the guy now the ultimate challenge....

Take him to sea with you!

Dowly · 09-11-06, 06:08 AM

If there ever will be a mod like this, I will use it in WaW

0011 04DEC1941

FDU

S.O.S.

BERNARD TAKING A SHOWER. AFT QUARTERS FLOODING. SINKING. S.O.S.

U-#

:rotfl:

Torvald Von Mansee · 09-11-06, 06:13 AM

Heh. If Bernard were someplace you could see him (i.e., bridge or control room), perhaps he'd do silly things?

The Noob · 09-11-06, 06:35 AM

Great!:rotfl:

Hakahura · 09-11-06, 06:45 AM

Great I'm not the only one who gets this.

Yes If I had my way he would show up on the manifest f7 screen. You would have to put him where he could the least damage at that time. Maybe you could get through a patrol without incident maybe not.

Now does anybody have a clue as to how to create this guy?

From all the pics and posts I've seen on Subsim I'm sure many Captains would be prepared to enlist him for a least one patrol.

_Seth_ · 09-11-06, 07:33 AM

Excellent idea!!!!!! Modders, go to work!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

stabiz · 09-11-06, 07:34 AM

My worst fear may come alive.

HunterICX · 09-11-06, 08:26 AM

Well I know exactly where to put him in early war

that in the Radio Seat, he cant do sh!t there because there is noting to do then accepting incomming messages....and play the Gramophone...but still.....if I have an DD close by and he pumps up the volume to the max..the DD might hear through their Hydro's ''OOOOOW DEUTSCHLAND SCHÖNE DEUTSCHLAND!!! ICH LIEBE MEIN LAND OOOOW DEUTSCHLAND!!!!''

_Seth_ · 09-11-06, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HunterICX

Well I know exactly where to put him in early war

that in the Radio Seat, he cant do sh!t there because there is noting to do then accepting incomming messages....and play the Gramophone...but still.....if I have an DD close by and he pumps up the volume to the max..the DD might hear through their Hydro's ''OOOOOW DEUTSCHLAND SCHÖNE DEUTSCHLAND!!! ICH LIEBE MEIN LAND OOOOW DEUTSCHLAND!!!!''

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

enaceo · 09-11-06, 09:05 AM

It would be great if this mod would be created ...
I'd love to actually have bernard on my boat!Now I could really blame him for all the sh** that happens

Biggles · 09-11-06, 09:07 AM

Um.....who is......Bernard?:hmm:

enaceo · 09-11-06, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Um.....who is......Bernard?:hmm:

You don't know who Bernard is ?HOW COULD YOU ??!11!!!/??
Now seriously, Bernard was first ... "invented" by Dowly .He used him as someone to blame for all the stupid things that happened in the funny screenshots.
Now ,we are all blaming him for all the stupid things that happen (ramming ships while under water / firing torpedoes by mistake / destroying friendly ships...)

Bezoomney · 09-11-06, 09:14 AM

Yes, yes indeed great idea.

BUT........ can I shoot him??

enaceo · 09-11-06, 09:24 AM

That would be cheating

And sadly,you can't man the flack gun and have someone on the bridge at the same time

Dowly · 09-11-06, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bezoomney

Yes, yes indeed great idea.

BUT........ can I shoot him??

I´m sure that Bernard has been executed atleast 50 times already, but the bstard just keeps coming back.

09-11-06, 05:25 AM	#1
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bernard....Could live Hi Everyone Just had a crazy thought... "The Bernard Mod". Once installed you are given Bernard as a member of your crew! Where do you put him? Reflecting the radom events of SH3 Commander 2.6, put Bernard in the torpedo room and whoosh, for no apparent reason a fish launches! You get the idea, but the guys got limitless energy put him in crew quarters and he reasigns himself to the helm! Oh no you can't dismiss or transfer him, Bdu are glad to send him to sea where he can't flood a dry dock in port! Your stuck with the guy! Anyone want to give this a go? Or preferably give me some tips on how to do this? We've all had a good laugh at the guy now the ultimate challenge.... Take him to sea with you! __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

09-11-06, 06:13 AM	#3
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Heh. If Bernard were someplace you could see him (i.e., bridge or control room), perhaps he'd do silly things? __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

09-11-06, 06:45 AM	#5
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 785 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Great I'm not the only one who gets this. Yes If I had my way he would show up on the manifest f7 screen. You would have to put him where he could the least damage at that time. Maybe you could get through a patrol without incident maybe not. Now does anybody have a clue as to how to create this guy? From all the pics and posts I've seen on Subsim I'm sure many Captains would be prepared to enlist him for a least one patrol. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

09-11-06, 07:33 AM	#6
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Excellent idea!!!!!! Modders, go to work!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

09-11-06, 07:34 AM	#7
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	My worst fear may come alive. __________________

09-11-06, 06:08 AM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	If there ever will be a mod like this, I will use it in WaW 0011 04DEC1941 FDU S.O.S. BERNARD TAKING A SHOWER. AFT QUARTERS FLOODING. SINKING. S.O.S. U-# :rotfl:

09-11-06, 06:35 AM	#4
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Great!:rotfl:

09-11-06, 08:26 AM	#8
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Well I know exactly where to put him in early war that in the Radio Seat, he cant do sh!t there because there is noting to do then accepting incomming messages....and play the Gramophone...but still.....if I have an DD close by and he pumps up the volume to the max..the DD might hear through their Hydro's ''OOOOOW DEUTSCHLAND SCHÖNE DEUTSCHLAND!!! ICH LIEBE MEIN LAND OOOOW DEUTSCHLAND!!!!'' __________________

09-11-06, 09:05 AM	#10
enaceo XO Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 401 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	It would be great if this mod would be created ... I'd love to actually have bernard on my boat!Now I could really blame him for all the sh** that happens __________________ Came back after a long time ...ahoy mates!

09-11-06, 09:07 AM	#11
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Um.....who is......Bernard?:hmm:

09-11-06, 09:14 AM	#13
Bezoomney Seaman Join Date: May 2005 Location: In 't zonnige zuiden. Posts: 33 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yes, yes indeed great idea. BUT........ can I shoot him??

09-11-06, 09:24 AM	#14
enaceo XO Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 401 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	That would be cheating And sadly,you can't man the flack gun and have someone on the bridge at the same time __________________ Came back after a long time ...ahoy mates!