How to get the British Police to Act

STEED · 09-09-06, 03:35 PM

OK, some of you guys in the U.K may have heard of this one, so here goes. A man phones his local police station to report a burglar in his outhouse or garage he is told by the police, sorry sir we have no police cars in the area and it will take a minimum of a hour to send some one round, the man hangs up the phone and rings back two minutes latter. The man now tells the police don’t panic I shot the burglar and in less than ten minutes six police cars turn up, the man tells the police the burglar is in there. The police said you told us you shot the burglar the man reply’s you told me you had no police cars in the area.

A true story.

09-09-06, 03:35 PM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	How to get the British Police to Act OK, some of you guys in the U.K may have heard of this one, so here goes. A man phones his local police station to report a burglar in his outhouse or garage he is told by the police, sorry sir we have no police cars in the area and it will take a minimum of a hour to send some one round, the man hangs up the phone and rings back two minutes latter. The man now tells the police don’t panic I shot the burglar and in less than ten minutes six police cars turn up, the man tells the police the burglar is in there. The police said you told us you shot the burglar the man reply’s you told me you had no police cars in the area. A true story. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!