ACHTUNG!! Add text bubbles to this screenshot and win a prize!

Quagmire · 09-07-06, 09:42 PM

I came across this screenshot I took a while ago and I have a severe case of writers block when it comes to filling in some humorus text bubbles. The scene has great potential however. The expressions I captured on the faces of my watch crew are priceless. The Watch Officer stares with a menacing glare while a humble Matrosengefreiter looks on.

Winner receives a case of premium virtual U-Boot Spezial Cocktail! And the respect of millions! Any takers???

bookworm_020 · 09-07-06, 10:00 PM

"No Bernard, I will not lend you my binoculars because you droped yours over the side!"

"Don't try and bum smokes of me! you still owe me four packs!"

"Go away, I told you I had a head cold!"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

09-07-06, 10:07 PM

Pants · 09-07-06, 10:11 PM

Aww man thats funny :rotfl:

Quagmire · 09-07-06, 10:13 PM

Brokeback U-boot! ROTFL!!!!

Keep 'em coming!

09-07-06, 11:26 PM

kiwi_2005 · 09-08-06, 03:07 AM

"Sir its been 6 months since Germany has surrendered we haven't come across any enemy contacts Sir because there are no enemies left!. Can we go home now!

John Channing · 09-08-06, 05:36 AM

"What do you mean "Silent Hunter IV "?"

JCC

svenks · 09-08-06, 05:47 AM

"What is it, Herr Kaleun?"
"I see dead people..."

BRGDS
Sven

svenks · 09-08-06, 05:49 AM

"What is it, Herr Kaleun?"
"I just realized I missed an episode of Das Boot"

- or -

"What is it, Herr Kaleun?"
"Did I remember to turn off the coffee machine...???"

BRGDS
Sven

SeaToad · 09-08-06, 07:17 AM

"Sir, that last merchant we sunk was one of ours"

Dowly · 09-08-06, 07:30 AM

Sailor: Look, herr kaleun! When I bend my finger like this, it looks like a hook! Arrrr!!! I can be Captain Hook! Then we can like have a Jolly Roger flag! And like board ships and stuff!! Would that be cool or what!?
Kapitan: ......

enaceo · 09-08-06, 07:37 AM

Sailor:"Herr kaleun,what are you looking so intrigued at?"
Kaptain:"Hmm...I have this feeling that we are being watched...I sence something , or someone behind you ...staring at us ... this feeling has been folowing me all over the place ... in the command room ... one the bridge ... in the radio-room ... in the office ... the only place I don't feel it is in the engine room ,the torpedo rooms and in the quarters... "

d@rk51d3 · 09-08-06, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Sailor: Look, herr kaleun! When I bend my finger like this, it looks like a hook! Arrrr!!! I can be Captain Hook! Then we can like have a Jolly Roger flag! And like board ships and stuff!! Would that be cool or what!?
Kapitan: ......

And the Kapitan says: "I'll give YOU a jolly roger.........."

moselgott · 09-08-06, 08:01 AM

09-07-06, 09:42 PM	#1
Quagmire Watch Officer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 335 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	ACHTUNG!! Add text bubbles to this screenshot and win a prize! I came across this screenshot I took a while ago and I have a severe case of writers block when it comes to filling in some humorus text bubbles. The scene has great potential however. The expressions I captured on the faces of my watch crew are priceless. The Watch Officer stares with a menacing glare while a humble Matrosengefreiter looks on. Winner receives a case of premium virtual U-Boot Spezial Cocktail! And the respect of millions! Any takers???

09-07-06, 10:00 PM	#2
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	"No Bernard, I will not lend you my binoculars because you droped yours over the side!" "Don't try and bum smokes of me! you still owe me four packs!" "Go away, I told you I had a head cold!" :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

09-07-06, 10:11 PM	#4
Pants Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Somewhere in the Atlantic Posts: 849 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Aww man thats funny :rotfl: __________________ Ex GWX Dev Team member and proud GWX user

09-08-06, 03:07 AM	#7
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	"Sir its been 6 months since Germany has surrendered we haven't come across any enemy contacts Sir because there are no enemies left!. Can we go home now! __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-08-06, 07:37 AM	#13
enaceo XO Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 401 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Sailor:"Herr kaleun,what are you looking so intrigued at?" Kaptain:"Hmm...I have this feeling that we are being watched...I sence something , or someone behind you ...staring at us ... this feeling has been folowing me all over the place ... in the command room ... one the bridge ... in the radio-room ... in the office ... the only place I don't feel it is in the engine room ,the torpedo rooms and in the quarters... " __________________ Came back after a long time ...ahoy mates!

09-07-06, 10:07 PM	#3
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:

09-07-06, 10:13 PM	#5
Quagmire Watch Officer Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 335 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Brokeback U-boot! ROTFL!!!! Keep 'em coming!

09-07-06, 11:26 PM	#6
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:

09-08-06, 05:36 AM	#8
John Channing Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 1998 Posts: 1,846 Downloads: 163 Uploads: 5	"What do you mean "Silent Hunter IV "?" JCC

09-08-06, 05:47 AM	#9
svenks Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2005 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 129 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	"What is it, Herr Kaleun?" "I see dead people..." BRGDS Sven

09-08-06, 05:49 AM	#10
svenks Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2005 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 129 Downloads: 12 Uploads: 0	"What is it, Herr Kaleun?" "I just realized I missed an episode of Das Boot" - or - "What is it, Herr Kaleun?" "Did I remember to turn off the coffee machine...???" BRGDS Sven

09-08-06, 07:17 AM	#11
SeaToad Watch Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Northern CA. Posts: 17 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"Sir, that last merchant we sunk was one of ours"

09-08-06, 07:30 AM	#12
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Sailor: Look, herr kaleun! When I bend my finger like this, it looks like a hook! Arrrr!!! I can be Captain Hook! Then we can like have a Jolly Roger flag! And like board ships and stuff!! Would that be cool or what!? Kapitan: ......

09-08-06, 08:01 AM	#15
moselgott Watch Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________ "War does not determine who´s right, only who´s left" - Bertrand Russel