A perfect life?

kiwi_2005 · 07-22-06, 02:00 AM

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Yahoshua · 07-22-06, 02:34 AM

Interesting......but I haven't finished the machine yet.

STEED · 07-22-06, 03:45 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Torplexed · 07-22-06, 05:49 AM

There was a brillant episode of the sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf based on this concept. A planet where everything--even the life cycle--moved backwards.

Certainly made visiting the bathroom a interesting and moving experience.

Skybird · 07-22-06, 05:53 AM

Philip K. Dick: "Counter-Clock World".

07-22-06, 02:00 AM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	A perfect life? I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-22-06, 02:34 AM	#2
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Interesting......but I haven't finished the machine yet. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

07-22-06, 03:45 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-22-06, 05:53 AM	#5
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,629 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Philip K. Dick: "Counter-Clock World". __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

07-22-06, 05:49 AM	#4
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	There was a brillant episode of the sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf based on this concept. A planet where everything--even the life cycle--moved backwards. Certainly made visiting the bathroom a interesting and moving experience.