Can i make fun of God?

[kiwi_2005]

Can i make fun of God.

Would he get angry if i laugh at him, make fun of him put up god funny jokes about him - does the mighty one have a sense of humor? Seriously. I mean you never read in the Bible "And God laughed his head off" its more like "And God sent great wrathe on those... This aint a God mocking thread this is a question: Does he find things in life funny does he laugh at our mistakes.
If we make fun of god without the filth added in just good old laugh at God jokes - Im sure he would laugh back. I read somewhere it could of even came from subsim a poster said "Of course hes got a sense of humor he created the monkey didn't he". Yeah but how far does his sense of humor go?

I mean picture this, hes sitting on his throne watching us all next thing he spots a drunk wobbling about near a cliff.

God: Hey Son, come here quick!
Jesus: Yes Father.
God: Look at this idiot hes drunk as a skunk and about to walk of the cliff"
Jesus: I believe that is none other than Kiwi
God: Kiwi again!
Jesus: Yes Father we have saved his ass 77 times now.
God: Hmm what did i say in the Bible about forgiveness? Was it 77 something?
Jesus: 77 times 7
God: Hmm ok we better save his ass again then for i never go against my word.
but lets see what happens shall we i need a good laugh, my creation hasn't made me chuckle since Ronald Raegan became president of America.
Jesus: As you wish Father
Moments later kiwi trips over himself and lands face first into a cow paddy
God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angels: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Satan: Damn! kiwi lives again.

So if i got drunk & fell face first into a cow paddy (thats cow poohs) and never hurt myself just a funny incident, would God laugh his head off at my stupidity.?

[kiwi_2005]

Now this funny right? well to most ppl. But would god crack up over this picture? Surely he would see the humor in it, huh?

[mapuc]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Can i make fun of God.

Would he get angry if i laugh at him, make fun of him put up god funny jokes about him - does the mighty one have a sense of humor? Seriously. I mean you never read in the Bible "And God laughed his head off" its more like "And God sent great wrathe on those... This aint a God mocking thread this is a question: Does he find things in life funny does he laugh at our mistakes.
If we make fun of god without the filth added in just good old laugh at God jokes - Im sure he would laugh back. I read somewhere it could of even came from subsim a poster said "Of course hes got a sense of humor he created the monkey didn't he". Yeah but how far does his sense of humor go?

I mean picture this, hes sitting on his throne watching us all next thing he spots a drunk wobbling about near a cliff.

God: Hey Son, come here quick!
Jesus: Yes Father.
God: Look at this idiot hes drunk as a skunk and about to walk of the cliff"
Jesus: I believe that is none other than Kiwi
God: Kiwi again!
Jesus: Yes Father we have saved his ass 77 times now.
God: Hmm what did i say in the Bible about forgiveness? Was it 77 something?
Jesus: 77 times 7
God: Hmm ok we better save his ass again then for i never go against my word.
but lets see what happens shall we i need a good laugh, my creation hasn't made me chuckle since Ronald Raegan became president of America.
Jesus: As you wish Father
Moments later kiwi trips over himself and lands face first into a cow paddy
God: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angels: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Satan: Damn! kiwi lives again.

So if i got drunk & fell face first into a cow paddy (thats cow poohs) and never hurt myself just a funny incident, would God laugh his head off at my stupidity.?

I do not know about God. But I surely would laugh me half dead. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Markus

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

So if i got drunk & fell face first into a cow paddy (thats cow poohs) and never hurt myself just a funny incident, would God laugh his head off at my stupidity.?

Since what you consider to be "divine" and what you consider to be "you" is not separated by a tenth of an inch, it exclusively depends on your choice what to do.

Just some grain of atheistic humour from me...

Why can angels fly? Because they take it easy!

[Iceman]

Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor.Any good thing springs from God.The rain falls on the good and the bad at this time.Free Will...a free planet to be fruitiful and multiply on.Some say and I do not have the answer but I believe Satan himself was merely the "First" to choose his own way other than Gods.That was fine with God as well...Free Will...but he doesnt have to live with him either.What an Awesome being...bean...to allow even a creature that has become as evil as Satan to continue to exsist....Sense of humor?...Laughter is probably one of the most blessed things I have come across in my life along with music.

That pic is Awesome! can't wait to see my son laugh his head off at it...thks Kiwi.:rotfl:

P.S. God is the one who allowed the sunlight to be cast just right on that full moon. LMAO...He is quoted as saying...If you being a good father can show mercy ,patience, and joy how much more can He?

[Drebbel]

Ur silly...of course God has sense of humor

Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Drebbel

Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?

To me they are the same... it does not matter if you call Him late for supper. But I call him King of Kings...Jesus Christ.My faith teaches me God is not a respector of persons and does not see flesh at all only spirit.But I cannot speak for those who do call him Allah.

[scandium]

Originally Posted by Drebbel

Ok, let me take a dangerous step.

Has Allah a sense of humor ?

Or is Allah and God the same thing ?

Different name, same entity. Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all share the same god.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by scandium

Different name, same entity. Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all share the same god.

Not so. Both Judaism and Islam reject Christian teachings of a divinity incoporated into a physical form.

And of course, each religion has its own very different claims of what G-d said and wants.

[Skybird]

The Christian Church's God is not the God that Jesus speaks of, and both Gods do not compare to that of Islam. Catholicicism today tries to hammer the equality of both concepts into Chrisztians mind, in order to allow itself bending more and more towards Islam (that does not answer that favour, unfortunately), nevertheless both concepts are different and result from misunderstandings of the historical events that lead to Muhammad's invention of his own conception. no wonder then, that both concepts also trigger different teachings and practical consequences. Handing death to man as a penalty for example is left to God in Chrsitian faith. In Islam it is not only allowed, but demanded to deliver death-penalty by the hand of man, for this served Muhammad's ambitions far better. If someone says the Chrisztian and the Islamic God are one and the same, he does not know what he is talking of and may want to read one or two according books on the matter.

[scandium]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Not so. Both Judaism and Islam reject Christian teachings of a divinity incoporated into a physical form.

And of course, each religion has its own very different claims of what G-d said and wants.

Wrong. They are all 3 Abrahamic religions with similar roots and the same basic concept of their deity. You are also wrong about the role of Jesus in Christianity (no surprise there ), since not all branches of Christianity believe that Jesus was the "divinity incorporated into a physical form" (Unitarians, for instance, generally reject the divinity of Christ).

[Skybird]

An interesting variation of the matter:

http://answering-islam.org/Shamoun/god.htm

[scandium]

Originally Posted by Skybird

The Christian Church's God is not the God that Jesus speaks of, and both Gods do not compare to that of Islam. Catholicicism today tries to hammer the equality of both concepts into Chrisztians mind, in order to allow itself bending more and more towards Islam (that does not answer that favour, unfortunately)

Right Skybird, this has been the Papal intention all along - remaking Catholicism into Islam. :rotfl:

Handing death to man as a penalty for example is left to God in Chrsitian faith.

Are you for real? That doesn't reconcile itself very well with the history of capital punishment in Christian societies where, up until recently, it was widespread. EDIT:

It also doesn't conform with what is said in the Bible; Christian supporters of Capital Punishment can reconcile this support with these 2 passages:

“Who so sheddeth man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed; for in the image of God made he man” Genesis 9:6

“For he is the minister of God [the magistrate] to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain; for he is the minister of God a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil” Romans 13:4

If someone says the Chrisztian and the Islamic God are one and the same, he does not know what he is talking of and may want to read one or two according books on the matter.

They are one and the same.

[Skybird]

Yes, all three refer to Abraham and thus are called Abrahamic reliogion. Nevertheless this does not necessarily lead to similiar concepetions of "God". Muhammad added certain changes and manipulations to the existing Abrahamic cult, and btw. since then, his and the Jewish/Christian church's concepts went separate ways, resulting not only in different ideas of what God is, but also to what he authorizes people to do (like the example with death and killing I gave above). Since both christina faith and Islam have their roots it Judaism, all three religions have similiarities and have common intersections, nevertheless the remaining differences are of most vital meaning and make their concepts of God very different things.

Being Christian means being a follower of the Christ of which there has been only one. and the chruch has never been the christ. Thus you can be a member of the church - and be no Christian nevertheless (when ignoring or violating the Christ's teachings).

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by scandium

Right Skybird, this has been the Papal intention all along - remaking Catholicism into Islam. :rotfl:

I recommend you take some time and study the policies resulting from the second conciles in the early 60s. Since it is a complex matter I spare me the time to write a long essay on it myself. Studying the impact of installed policies of John Paul II. also is enlightening (and rooted in this second concile, me thinks).

Handing death to man as a penalty for example is left to God in Chrsitian faith.

Are you for real? That doesn't reconcile itself very well with the history of capital punishment in Christian societies where, up until recently, it was widespread.[/quote]
The deciding criterion here is what the centre of Christianity - the Christ - has preached on this matter. And Jesus did not allow or encouraged to leave penalties like this to the justice of man. The medieval was not an age of christian faith - but the absence of true Christian faith. That's one of the two reasons they call it the dark age (the other was that the lightening conditions must have been terrible, and that is for real).

They are one and the same.

We all already had plenty of opportunities in the last two weeks to realize that for you all and everything is levelled out and one and the same, equal, undifferentiated, featureless thing.