How many Flower corvettes does it take to change a light bulb?

JU_88 · 06-01-06, 10:23 AM

None! because I killed them all ... Especially the one in the pics below, I geuss I really lost my temper with this little fcukstick.

PING THAT - YOU LITTLE ****!

42% hull integ, deck gun destroyed and 3 dead crew men but it was worth it.

(That was on 70% realism with full vunerablilty on too.) CHECK OUT MY NEW SIG.

Saintaw · 06-01-06, 10:27 AM

You need a roman trireme fix.

CCIP · 06-01-06, 10:27 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I'm sorry, that's too hilarious.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

06-01-06, 10:28 AM

Ah, but unfortunately there are plenty more where those came from.

More than enough to change all the light bulbs.

Ducimus · 06-01-06, 10:40 AM

Somewhere, im picturing this frustrated uboat captain sitting behind a periscope, pulling his hair out, and going...

"ARRRRGG!!! THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SURFACE!"

bookworm_020 · 06-01-06, 05:04 PM

You are an inspiritation to us all. I would love to trim a couple of 'flowers' if I could get my game to go (don't worry, I'll moving to a new job so I get a new computer!)

STEED · 06-01-06, 05:14 PM

Are yes I know the feeling in my case I took on a Destroyer and won. Never again, the amount of damage I rec'd my U-Boat was only fit for the scrap yard.

Good Pics.

Admiral Chris · 06-01-06, 05:32 PM

Taking on a destroyer alone is deadly....

But taking on a little armed trawler is deadlier.
Explanation
================================================== =============
Although your U-Boat may be big and strong with a large crew , 4 front torpedo tubes and 2 aft torpedo tubes , a deck gun and 2 flack guns. You sail your nations colours and the most deadliest thing on a uboat is the human mind of the captain. When the seas are rough and storm rains fire down, the little armed trawler can barely move , but during the day the armed the trawler can take pops at you with its cannon and call upon reinforcements if it's needed I.E .Destroyer , pt boat, plane , ect.
when fighting it from underneath, it can also use its ultra viloet sonar detection system to find you, or 'PING' you. once its found you, it will have a go at you with its depth charges and then if it can't get you alone it will call for back up.
So think twice , even the least deadliest ships can soon become the deadliest!
chris,

Rosencrantz · 06-01-06, 06:08 PM

I'm not sure about your tactics but at least your sig is great!

:rotfl:

-RC-

The_Blockade_Runner · 06-02-06, 04:35 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Where in the Naval Academy do they teach you to treat your U-Boat as one big human guided Torpedo?

Slick Rick · 06-02-06, 08:44 AM

I dont remember reading about this tactic in the U boat cmdrs handbook.....

06-02-06, 11:26 AM

http://members.toast.net/klingon/rammingspeed.wav

(relevant clip from "Animal House")

06-01-06, 10:23 AM	#1
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	How many Flower corvettes does it take to change a light bulb? None! because I killed them all ... Especially the one in the pics below, I geuss I really lost my temper with this little fcukstick. PING THAT - YOU LITTLE ! 42% hull integ, deck gun destroyed and 3 dead crew men but it was worth it. (That was on 70% realism with full vunerablilty on too.) CHECK OUT MY NEW SIG. Last edited by JU_88; 06-01-06 at 05:37 PM.

06-01-06, 10:27 AM	#2
Saintaw Medic Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: .be Posts: 168 Downloads: 47 Uploads: 0	You need a roman trireme fix. __________________ Saw blub blubb...

06-01-06, 10:27 AM	#3
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I'm sorry, that's too hilarious. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

06-01-06, 05:04 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	You are an inspiritation to us all. I would love to trim a couple of 'flowers' if I could get my game to go (don't worry, I'll moving to a new job so I get a new computer!) __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

06-01-06, 05:14 PM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Are yes I know the feeling in my case I took on a Destroyer and won. Never again, the amount of damage I rec'd my U-Boat was only fit for the scrap yard. Good Pics. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-01-06, 10:28 AM	#4
Sailor Steve Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Ah, but unfortunately there are plenty more where those came from. More than enough to change all the light bulbs.

06-01-06, 10:40 AM	#5
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Somewhere, im picturing this frustrated uboat captain sitting behind a periscope, pulling his hair out, and going... "ARRRRGG!!! THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! SURFACE!"

06-01-06, 05:32 PM	#8
Admiral Chris Swabbie Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 5 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Taking on a destroyer alone is deadly.... But taking on a little armed trawler is deadlier. Explanation ================================================== ============= Although your U-Boat may be big and strong with a large crew , 4 front torpedo tubes and 2 aft torpedo tubes , a deck gun and 2 flack guns. You sail your nations colours and the most deadliest thing on a uboat is the human mind of the captain. When the seas are rough and storm rains fire down, the little armed trawler can barely move , but during the day the armed the trawler can take pops at you with its cannon and call upon reinforcements if it's needed I.E .Destroyer , pt boat, plane , ect. when fighting it from underneath, it can also use its ultra viloet sonar detection system to find you, or 'PING' you. once its found you, it will have a go at you with its depth charges and then if it can't get you alone it will call for back up. So think twice , even the least deadliest ships can soon become the deadliest! chris,

06-01-06, 06:08 PM	#9
Rosencrantz Grey Wolf Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Finland Posts: 758 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	I'm not sure about your tactics but at least your sig is great! :rotfl: -RC-

06-02-06, 04:35 AM	#10
The_Blockade_Runner Sparky Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 156 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Where in the Naval Academy do they teach you to treat your U-Boat as one big human guided Torpedo? __________________ U boat warfare, Product of German Engineering. German Engineering in da house

06-02-06, 08:44 AM	#11
Slick Rick Sonar Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Whats left of Florida Posts: 396 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I dont remember reading about this tactic in the U boat cmdrs handbook..... __________________ Wasserbomb!!!!

06-02-06, 11:26 AM	#12
Engel der Vernichtung Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	http://members.toast.net/klingon/rammingspeed.wav (relevant clip from "Animal House")