Is Avon Lady coolest female on the net?

07-05-06, 05:50 PM

I think so...I mean, wouldn't we all want our women to be like her? God's sake...all the girls I met hate war films...all into these soppy films.

Can you imagine having a lady where you can discuss the finer points of tactical warfare? All women want to talk about is what Sue said to Shirley and how Mat (Sarah's boyfriend) is seeing someone else behind her back.

Then you have Avon lady...where you can talk about the benfits of an M4 over an M16... You can REALLY talk to this bird, not like I do now and just grunt or the occassional "yes"...without knowing what I just said.

Man...if she wasn't taken...I'd be right in there.

...lying in bed with me girl...talking about the T-72's loading system...ahhh....I can dream.

Skybird · 07-05-06, 05:58 PM

If I read the Lady's mind correctly, you better get your helmet on now and lie flat on the ground...

07-05-06, 06:05 PM

LOL....I'm in my reinforced bunker with rations for 40 days as we speak

...incoming!

kiwi_2005 · 07-05-06, 09:17 PM

Yes shes one of a kind, the world needs more avons!

I would take skybirds advice Kurushio, keep ya head down and your helmet fasten an air strike is on your way

DIRTY DEALER · 07-05-06, 10:10 PM

Duck And Cover You Fool !

The Avon Lady · 07-05-06, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kurushio

Man...if she wasn't taken...I'd be right in there.

Fortunately, the gene pool is safe.

Thank you, Charles Darwin!

scandium · 07-06-06, 12:48 AM

Kurushio its too bad you're an Atheist/Catholic and not a Muslim, because that would be entertainment.

jumpy · 07-06-06, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Kurushio

wouldn't we all want our women to be like her?

eerm... nooo, sorry.
One of the things I like about my other half is that she doesn't always like the same things as me, ie. war stuff. Would be terribly boring otherwise. Besides, I like a quiet (ish) life at home

sry Avon

Kurushio, I recommend a cold shower, if only to render yourself fire retardent for a short time:hmm::rotfl:

The Noob · 07-06-06, 04:43 AM

YES!

We need more Avon Ladies.

BUT i have to admit, i would rather like a Avon Lady who is Communist, but what the Hell. World aint Perfect, eh?

Dowly · 07-06-06, 04:45 AM

So, Avon. What game was it, that got you into playing??

It couldnt be SHIII as I saw you yeaaars ago in OFP sites, so tell us!

The Avon Lady · 07-06-06, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

Besides, I like a quiet (ish) life at home

sry Avon

Does this mean I shouldn't send the kids over for a few hours later today?

Skybird · 07-06-06, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by The Noob

BUT i have to admit, i would rather like a Avon Lady who is Communist, but what the Hell. World aint Perfect, eh?

Man, saying so - that's what I call courage!

The Avon Lady · 07-06-06, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

So, Avon. What game was it, that got you into playing??

Novalogic's first Delta Force game. I downloaded the demo and - POOF - I was hooked.

OFP is still amazing and I'm anxiously looking forward to the sequel, Armed Assault (ArmA).

With Delta Force games, you could just hop into an MP game at anytime. This flexibility allowed me to play a lot of MP, even if not in large contiguous amounts of time. I went crazy over some CTF maps but my favorite role was sniping from 1.5km away with my Barret. I was also very cruel with a k-bar knife in hand. Woohoo!

OFP doesn't allow you to join an MP game already in progress (ArmA will). As such, I rarely had the chance to meet server game schedules. In addition, I devoted so much time to my OFP FAQ that I hardly had any actual time left for gaming - even SP. But I did succeed in publishing numerous modified SP missions and campaigns, including my "Pigs Can Fly" campaign, which showed off a great A-10 Warthog addon by some named Diesel. I also developed an elementary resource database method, called AMORE (Avon's Multimedia for Ofp REpository), which makes it much easier to reuse audio and script files in multiple missions. Unfortunately, it never gained wide popularity.

I wound up buying SH3 because I had previously played the demos of Enigma: Rising Tide and I subsequently bought the game. Besides being fun, the advantages in these sub games is my control of my real life schedule, though playing SH3 as a member of the WaW team was extremly time consuming.

So there you have this online warrior's career in a nutshell.

The Avon Lady · 07-06-06, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Noob

BUT i have to admit, i would rather like a Avon Lady who is Communist, but what the Hell. World aint Perfect, eh?

Man, saying so - that's what I call courage!

That's what I call masochism.

jumpy · 07-06-06, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Quote:

Originally Posted by jumpy

Besides, I like a quiet (ish) life at home

sry Avon

Does this mean I shouldn't send the kids over for a few hours later today?

lmao, yes. It's bad enough with three cats and 10 roman/medeval skeletons lurking about in the front room...:p

EDIT: Delta Force - what a great game, introduced me to the joy of fps gaming *warm & fluffy memories*

07-05-06, 05:50 PM	#1
Kurushio Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Is Avon Lady coolest female on the net? I think so...I mean, wouldn't we all want our women to be like her? God's sake...all the girls I met hate war films...all into these soppy films. Can you imagine having a lady where you can discuss the finer points of tactical warfare? All women want to talk about is what Sue said to Shirley and how Mat (Sarah's boyfriend) is seeing someone else behind her back. Then you have Avon lady...where you can talk about the benfits of an M4 over an M16... You can REALLY talk to this bird, not like I do now and just grunt or the occassional "yes"...without knowing what I just said. Man...if she wasn't taken...I'd be right in there. ...lying in bed with me girl...talking about the T-72's loading system...ahhh....I can dream.

07-05-06, 05:58 PM	#2
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,604 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	If I read the Lady's mind correctly, you better get your helmet on now and lie flat on the ground... __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

07-05-06, 09:17 PM	#4
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Yes shes one of a kind, the world needs more avons! I would take skybirds advice Kurushio, keep ya head down and your helmet fasten an air strike is on your way __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-06-06, 12:48 AM	#7
scandium Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,098 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Kurushio its too bad you're an Atheist/Catholic and not a Muslim, because that would be entertainment. __________________ What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy? -- George Orwell

07-05-06, 06:05 PM	#3
Kurushio Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	LOL....I'm in my reinforced bunker with rations for 40 days as we speak ...incoming!

07-05-06, 10:10 PM	#5
DIRTY DEALER Swabbie Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Crush Depth Posts: 14 Downloads: 210 Uploads: 0	Duck And Cover You Fool !

07-06-06, 04:43 AM	#9
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	YES! We need more Avon Ladies. BUT i have to admit, i would rather like a Avon Lady who is Communist, but what the Hell. World aint Perfect, eh?

07-06-06, 04:45 AM	#10
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	So, Avon. What game was it, that got you into playing?? It couldnt be SHIII as I saw you yeaaars ago in OFP sites, so tell us!