No wife? Ultimate Realism!

raymond6751 · 04-25-06, 11:51 AM

Home alone in daytime, I get an idea.

My sub is on the surface, in Sept 44, Northern waters. I've got my four speaker sound system cranked up full, my headphones for when I am listening underwater.

Why am I not feeling the realism? Then it hits me, I'm too comfortable!

Open all the windows and let in that 38 F air, wind and all! It gets so cold I have to put on a jacket. The dog thinks I'm nuts.

Next, I say to myself "Would the captain be sitting comfortably in his chair on deck?" No! So now I stand and pace the room, in the cold and wind.

What realism!!

If I had a wife - no way man! :rotfl:

Frenssen · 04-25-06, 12:09 PM

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife

Dowly · 04-25-06, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frenssen

The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife

Dont forget to move your computer to the bathroom and stand under cold shower when in storm/rain.

GreyOctober · 04-25-06, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymond6751

The dog thinks I'm nuts.

Hes not the only one...

At least youre not flying London- San Francisco realtime with FS2004 like i used to do...thats nuts.
Were all loosing grip on reality sometimes but damn thats good!!

Cheers!
G.O.

U-104 · 04-25-06, 02:06 PM

Don't forget when that pipe in the control room bursts, to bring in the garden hose and turn it on! Oh, don't forget to hang sausages, bacon, and bananas from your ceiling and stack boxes of oranges on the floor.

Rosencrantz · 04-25-06, 02:50 PM

And hope you remember when on patrol, you just can't go on shopping... Think, rotting bread... drinking water in jerrys... Oh boy. You really are lucky you don't have a wife or a girlfriend... I allmost envy you...

-RC-

Frenssen · 04-25-06, 05:37 PM

What a great thread this is turning out to be - more, more

Boris · 04-25-06, 06:32 PM

Remember to encode any communications with the outside world...

If you get DC'd try to shake uncontrollably and throw things around the room.

I you flood and happen to get sunk go drown youself in the bathtub

(don't actually do this one or I'll probably get in trouble.)

Marvin the Martian · 04-25-06, 06:33 PM

@ Raymond.............YUP.......

You got it down

@Frenssen..

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yup, a Great Thread....

04-26-06, 12:50 AM

Change the original sound call of your cellfone from dring!! dring!!
to New mesage resive :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

CptGrayWolf · 04-26-06, 01:18 AM

Rub some salt on your lips!

Ultraboy · 04-26-06, 01:50 AM

I was actually already doing most of these things. Now SH3 has just given me an excuse.

One thing I haven't tried that often is, when finishing off a Tanker with the deck gun, I pause the game, dump about a half a can of lighter fluid into the barbecue, and then have a match ready for when the Tanker finally goes up.

P.S. One would be advised to move the computer outside, rather that moving the barbecue inside when attempting this.

The Avon Lady · 04-26-06, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymond6751

The dog thinks I'm nuts.

Fresh meat! :/\chop

kiwi_2005 · 04-26-06, 02:40 AM

When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!

Dowly · 04-26-06, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good one!

04-25-06, 11:51 AM	#1
raymond6751 Admirable Mike Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,338 Downloads: 421 Uploads: 0	No wife? Ultimate Realism! Home alone in daytime, I get an idea. My sub is on the surface, in Sept 44, Northern waters. I've got my four speaker sound system cranked up full, my headphones for when I am listening underwater. Why am I not feeling the realism? Then it hits me, I'm too comfortable! Open all the windows and let in that 38 F air, wind and all! It gets so cold I have to put on a jacket. The dog thinks I'm nuts. Next, I say to myself "Would the captain be sitting comfortably in his chair on deck?" No! So now I stand and pace the room, in the cold and wind. What realism!! If I had a wife - no way man! :rotfl:

04-25-06, 02:06 PM	#5
U-104 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: United States Posts: 797 Downloads: 187 Uploads: 0	Don't forget when that pipe in the control room bursts, to bring in the garden hose and turn it on! Oh, don't forget to hang sausages, bacon, and bananas from your ceiling and stack boxes of oranges on the floor. __________________ My heart is steadfast, O God. I will sing and make music with all my soul. Ps. 108:1 Survival of the fittest does not explain arrival of the fittest. we live in a single spoken sentence.. "God said, let there be"

04-25-06, 06:33 PM	#9
Marvin the Martian Swabbie Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 8 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	@ Raymond.............YUP....... You got it down @Frenssen.. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Yup, a Great Thread.... __________________

04-26-06, 01:18 AM	#11
CptGrayWolf Commander Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Saint Lawrence Seaway Posts: 459 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Rub some salt on your lips! __________________ Thomas Voltz, U-93 VIIc, Aug 1940, at sea patrol 1 GWX3 Gold, 100%

04-26-06, 02:40 AM	#14
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	When ever your sitting on the toilet and your phone rings rush out with your pants half down and start turning on all the taps then stick ya head out the window and yell out loud ALARM!!!! __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-25-06, 12:09 PM	#2
Frenssen Sparky Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 155 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The real hardcore realism freaks should not shave, shower or change underwear for weeks, then I can almost guarantee you will not get a wife

04-25-06, 02:50 PM	#6
Rosencrantz Grey Wolf Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Finland Posts: 758 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	And hope you remember when on patrol, you just can't go on shopping... Think, rotting bread... drinking water in jerrys... Oh boy. You really are lucky you don't have a wife or a girlfriend... I allmost envy you... -RC-

04-25-06, 05:37 PM	#7
Frenssen Sparky Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 155 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What a great thread this is turning out to be - more, more

04-25-06, 06:32 PM	#8
Boris Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hamburg, Germany Posts: 1,691 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 0	Remember to encode any communications with the outside world... If you get DC'd try to shake uncontrollably and throw things around the room. I you flood and happen to get sunk go drown youself in the bathtub (don't actually do this one or I'll probably get in trouble.)

04-26-06, 12:50 AM	#10
Dimitrius07 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Change the original sound call of your cellfone from dring!! dring!! to New mesage resive :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

04-26-06, 01:50 AM	#12
Ultraboy Gunner Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Mysterious Canadas Posts: 99 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	I was actually already doing most of these things. Now SH3 has just given me an excuse. One thing I haven't tried that often is, when finishing off a Tanker with the deck gun, I pause the game, dump about a half a can of lighter fluid into the barbecue, and then have a match ready for when the Tanker finally goes up. P.S. One would be advised to move the computer outside, rather that moving the barbecue inside when attempting this.