Poll: What did I say to The Avon Lady?

Abraham · 12-30-05, 05:02 AM

New Yearâ€™s Poll & Contest:

WIN AN AUTHOGRAPHED T-SHIRT

What did I want to say when I wrote this message to The Avon Lady:

â€œDear The Avon Lady,

*SS268*

Finally I can SS425(-fish) VICTORY!
I can now SS390(-i) my SS478 in its SS397(-fish) and lift my finger off the SS237.
Avon Lady, you might call me a SS365 but you are certainly a SS280 yourself. Next time just try SS257 to SS228 away at me, but I warn you, I'm as solid as a SS274, so you'll really have to SS385....
(There is no SS271 of SS240(-l) on my side though. I may have caused you a headache, if so, forgive me and take an SS309).

I can't keep posting that much today, I'm taking a SS275 and tonight I go to my shooting club "SS375". I'm serious!

Best regards,

Abrahamâ€

The Avon Lady · 12-30-05, 05:46 AM

I can't make heads or tails of it. You obviously have a liSSp.

Abraham · 12-30-05, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

I can't make heads or tails of it. You obviously have a liSSp.

You (and I) are excluded from the contest. Be a sports, please?

The Avon Lady · 12-30-05, 05:51 AM

Win prizes not.

Abraham · 12-30-05, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Win prizes not.

Seeing you cry really breaks my heart.
You can have an authograpked T-shirt too...

The Avon Lady · 12-30-05, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abraham

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Win prizes not.

Seeing you cry really breaks my heart.
You can have an authograpked T-shirt too...

Used and not laundered?

Oberon · 12-30-05, 07:31 AM

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lesrae · 12-30-05, 08:46 AM

"Dear The Avon Lady,

*Puffer*

Finally I can trumpet VICTORY!
I can now place my cutlass in its scabbard and lift my finger off the trigger.
Avon Lady, you might call me a hardhead but you are certainly a steelhead yourself. Next time just try harder to drum away at me, but I warn you, I'm as solid as a rock, so you'll really have to bang....
(There is no ray of anger on my side though. I may have caused you a headache, if so, forgive me and take an aspro).

I can't keep posting that much today, I'm taking a runner and tonight I go to my shooting club "Macabi". I'm serious!

Best regards,

Abrahamâ€

Abraham · 12-30-05, 02:33 PM

@ lesrae:
Perfect!

To call my own bluf you are really entitled to a signed T-shirt.

You can send me a p.m. with your adress if you want. Don't forget to state your size.
:rotfl:
@ The Avon Lady:
"Used and not laundered?" What do you think of my presents? I might harden My heart and My wrath may be upon thou... but, if you really prefer your T-shirt that way, send me a p.m. as well and you'll get it; signed, used and not laundered...

Abraham

(with party cap on)

lesrae · 12-30-05, 03:12 PM

That's OK mate, save the money and put it towards English lessons for you-know-who

By the way, nice job - must have taken a fair bit of thought that one

Abraham · 12-31-05, 02:23 AM

Cheerio!

Over and out.

Abraham

(with his party cap on)

View Poll Results: Obviously something was wrong with Abraham. But what?
He was drunk as always	3	18.75%
He was secretly betatesting SHIV	1	6.25%
He thought he could impress The Avon Lady (go figure!)	9	56.25%
He was secretly reporting to the Mossad	2	12.50%
He was lying because he said: "I'm serious"	1	6.25%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

12-30-05, 05:02 AM	#1
Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Poll: What did I say to The Avon Lady? New Yearâ€™s Poll & Contest: WIN AN AUTHOGRAPHED T-SHIRT What did I want to say when I wrote this message to The Avon Lady: â€œDear The Avon Lady, SS268 Finally I can SS425(-fish) VICTORY! I can now SS390(-i) my SS478 in its SS397(-fish) and lift my finger off the SS237. Avon Lady, you might call me a SS365 but you are certainly a SS280 yourself. Next time just try SS257 to SS228 away at me, but I warn you, I'm as solid as a SS274, so you'll really have to SS385.... (There is no SS271 of SS240(-l) on my side though. I may have caused you a headache, if so, forgive me and take an SS309). I can't keep posting that much today, I'm taking a SS275 and tonight I go to my shooting club "SS375". I'm serious! Best regards, Abrahamâ€ __________________ RIP Abraham

12-30-05, 05:46 AM	#2
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I can't make heads or tails of it. You obviously have a liSSp. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

12-30-05, 05:51 AM	#4
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Win prizes not. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

12-30-05, 08:46 AM	#8
lesrae Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somerset, UK. Posts: 932 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	"Dear The Avon Lady, Puffer Finally I can trumpet VICTORY! I can now place my cutlass in its scabbard and lift my finger off the trigger. Avon Lady, you might call me a hardhead but you are certainly a steelhead yourself. Next time just try harder to drum away at me, but I warn you, I'm as solid as a rock, so you'll really have to bang.... (There is no ray of anger on my side though. I may have caused you a headache, if so, forgive me and take an aspro). I can't keep posting that much today, I'm taking a runner and tonight I go to my shooting club "Macabi". I'm serious! Best regards, Abrahamâ€ __________________ DOLPHIN 38

12-30-05, 07:31 AM	#7
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	:\|\

12-30-05, 02:33 PM	#9
Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What did I say to TAL? @ lesrae: Perfect! To call my own bluf you are really entitled to a signed T-shirt. You can send me a p.m. with your adress if you want. Don't forget to state your size. :rotfl: @ The Avon Lady: "Used and not laundered?" What do you think of my presents? I might harden My heart and My wrath may be upon thou... but, if you really prefer your T-shirt that way, send me a p.m. as well and you'll get it; signed, used and not laundered... Abraham (with party cap on) __________________ RIP Abraham

12-30-05, 03:12 PM	#10
lesrae Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Somerset, UK. Posts: 932 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	That's OK mate, save the money and put it towards English lessons for you-know-who By the way, nice job - must have taken a fair bit of thought that one __________________ DOLPHIN 38

12-31-05, 02:23 AM	#11
Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What did I say to TAL? Cheerio! Over and out. Abraham (with his party cap on) __________________ RIP Abraham