Here's the untold secret of Long un-disputed married life...

retired1212 · 12-15-05, 06:01 AM

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyonand took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once".

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'.

And we lived happily ever after!!"

gdogghenrikson · 12-15-05, 06:14 AM

:rotfl:

Camaero · 12-15-05, 06:32 AM

Haven't heard that one! Good Laugh! :rotfl:

Sixpack · 12-15-05, 07:15 AM

Funny as hell.

Dude, you seem so obsessed with relationships.

Konovalov · 12-15-05, 07:35 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Perhaps Oombongo is a marriage counselour or relationship dispute mediator? :hmm:

The Avon Lady · 12-15-05, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Konovalov

:rotfl: :rotfl:

That's two. :|\

retired1212 · 12-15-05, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konovalov

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Perhaps Oombongo is a marriage counselour or relationship dispute mediator? :hmm:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixpack

Funny as hell.
Dude, you seem so obsessed with relationships.

I am married too so I understand the pain of other MUTE husbands who can't come forward

retired1212 · 12-15-05, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

That's two. :|\

God may help The Avon Gentleman

Bellman · 12-15-05, 12:00 PM

:rotfl: ''Thats two.'' :rotfl:

Losers............................................ .................................................. ..........arent we ?

Fight Back

Bang !!

retired1212 · 12-15-05, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellman

:rotfl: ''Thats two.'' :rotfl:

Losers............................................ .................................................. ..........arent we ?

Fight Back

Bang !!

I am afraid that you'll be labeled as male chauvinist

Fish · 12-15-05, 05:50 PM

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

The Avon Lady · 12-16-05, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Fish

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Must've been a few decades ago, behind the iron curtain? Another Cold War story.

Abraham · 12-16-05, 08:18 AM

Wow, the General Topic Forum can be funny after all.
Probably something to do with me being absent and not talking about the Waffen SS or Muslim extremists...

That's why I better not tell that funny joke I heard the other day about an inflatable sex-doll.

CCIP · 12-16-05, 01:45 PM

The girl of my dreams.

Seriously, I always said I need a woman who can keep my ego under control. Couldn't think of a better way :rotfl:

Fish · 12-16-05, 01:59 PM

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

(Dangerfield)

12-15-05, 06:01 AM	#1
retired1212 Officer Join Date: May 2005 Location: North Pole, World Posts: 240 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Here's the untold secret of Long un-disputed married life... A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyonand took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, "That's once". We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. And we lived happily ever after!!" __________________ Sub has been gifted to enemy in exchange of asylum and money

12-15-05, 06:14 AM	#2
gdogghenrikson Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 978 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: __________________ And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.

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Camaero The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: USA, Massachusetts Posts: 1,477 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0	Haven't heard that one! Good Laugh! :rotfl: __________________

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Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: Perhaps Oombongo is a marriage counselour or relationship dispute mediator? :hmm: __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

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Bellman Sea Lord Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,945 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: ''Thats two.'' :rotfl: Losers............................................ .................................................. ..........arent we ? Fight Back Bang !! __________________ Liberty, Equality, Fraternity

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Sixpack Samurai Navy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: below North Sea level (iow Holland) Posts: 592 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Funny as hell. Dude, you seem so obsessed with relationships.

12-15-05, 05:50 PM	#11
Fish Eternal Patrol Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,923 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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Abraham Eternal Patrol Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,572 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Here's the untold secret of Long un-disputed married life... Wow, the General Topic Forum can be funny after all. Probably something to do with me being absent and not talking about the Waffen SS or Muslim extremists... That's why I better not tell that funny joke I heard the other day about an inflatable sex-doll. __________________ RIP Abraham

12-16-05, 01:45 PM	#14
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	The girl of my dreams. Seriously, I always said I need a woman who can keep my ego under control. Couldn't think of a better way :rotfl: __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

12-16-05, 01:59 PM	#15
Fish Eternal Patrol Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,923 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over! (Dangerfield)