The Burger thread

Skybird · 01-18-22, 07:18 PM

Did we already had one? I dont think so. We had threads for French Fries. Pizza. Steak. But no (self-made) Burger thread? How comes? I thought we had, but I do not find any. Time to be sure.

I prefer Burger without any experiments and exotic fancy stuff. As classic as classic can be. A special Burger spread by P&W that I mentioned before, because I also love it on salmon. The spread on both breads, upper and lower one. The meat necessarily is beef, not cow, you cannot buy cow meat in German butcheries. The burger chains woudl add up to 30% of fat to their cow meat, to make it soft and juicy, health-wise that is okay if it is good fat, not garbage fat, but well, I skip that step anyway, and I prefer it roasted and crusty anyway. Tomatoes, three slices. Onion rings. Salad, two big or three smaller leafs. Sometimes two stripes of bacon. One or two slices of Ceddar-type cheese that gets nice and greasy when heating it up. This, nothing more, nothing less.

I do not do it often anymore, preparing the meat is such a mess in the kitchen, the fat and oily smoke is everywhere, it smells until the next day (and when I prepare two dozen patties in advance and put them in the fridge, it costs me over one and a half hour and ruins the grill completely with all the fat the meat produces. I have become lazy.

But by taste I like it:

mapuc · 01-18-22, 07:55 PM

Here's a Classic Danish Burger which I also like

https://www-arla-dk.translate.goog/o..._x_tr_pto=wapp

Markus

Skybird · 01-19-22, 07:05 AM

^ Is that for snakes? Snakes can unlock the joint in their jawbone.

Eichhörnchen · 01-19-22, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

I do not do it often anymore, preparing the meat is such a mess in the kitchen, the fat and oily smoke is everywhere, it smells until the next day (and when I prepare two dozen patties in advance and put them in the fridge, it costs me over one and a half hour and ruins the grill completely with all the fat the meat produces. I have become lazy

Moira still makes her own using 5% fat ground beef, done in her 'aerocook'. This way there's very little fat, no smoke and they brown nicely and stay moist

Commander Wallace · 01-19-22, 10:32 AM

^ What time shall I arrive for dinner ?

Jimbuna · 01-19-22, 10:52 AM

Aberdeen Angus Beef, fried onions and mushrooms.

Cheese and a fiery sauce are ocassionally optional.

mapuc · 01-19-22, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skybird

^ Is that for snakes? Snakes can unlock the joint in their jawbone.

This burger shall be eaten with a knife and fork. The knife should be sharp with tags.

Markus

Skybird · 01-19-22, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mapuc

This burger shall be eaten with a knife and fork. The knife should be sharp with tags.

Markus

Optionally you could suck it in in one big GULP !

Skybird · 01-19-22, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

Moira still makes her own using 5% fat ground beef, done in her 'aerocook'. This way there's very little fat, no smoke and they brown nicely and stay moist

What is an aerocook? A normal oven with "Umluft": heating plus ventilator to keep hot air moving around? Or a normal air "fryer", which in principle is the former, just as a separate tool?

Eichhörnchen · 01-19-22, 02:32 PM

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Salter-EK23.../dp/B071672H89

An air fryer, although it bakes and roasts too

Skybird · 01-19-22, 03:14 PM

Ah. That is an air fryer "plus" then, or not? Hot air plus infrared. This item is not being sold in Germany anyway, I looked for it at German Amazon before I asked. Air fryers by many brands, yes, but not this label or item.

How meat behaves in a regular oven I know. And the additional infrared makes meat crusty, crispy outside, and moist inside? I have no experience with anything infrared in cooking.

Jeff-Groves · 01-19-22, 03:22 PM

This will be here in the next week.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Samsung-6-3...eel/5001781643

Skybird · 01-19-22, 03:49 PM

A convection oven, we call that "Umluftherd" in German.

The US design for such household ovens always had me wondering. When the pans are in flames and the pots are burning, you have to reach through the heat and smoke and flames to get to the buttons, isn't that impractical?

Ours have the buttons and things at the front, and below the heating areas. So when the soup cooks over and the milk is up in hot foam, you have to grab a turning button with cooking hot cream on it - maybe not any better...

Cooking is dangerous business. Better let cook and have somebody else going up in flames.

now I know why so many men nevertheless get married. Maybe its more clever than I initially thought...

Jeff-Groves · 01-19-22, 03:55 PM

This one has voice control and Wi-Fi.
No need to reach through the flames.

Besides. The stoves like that have so many sensors on them now days it's nearly impossible to melt a pan or over heat to a dangerous level.

It was my Christmas Gift to my Wife so if anything?
She will be reaching through any flames!

Skybird · 01-19-22, 04:03 PM

So "voice control and WiFi" is American English for "I have a wife"?

01-18-22, 07:18 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The Burger thread Did we already had one? I dont think so. We had threads for French Fries. Pizza. Steak. But no (self-made) Burger thread? How comes? I thought we had, but I do not find any. Time to be sure. I prefer Burger without any experiments and exotic fancy stuff. As classic as classic can be. A special Burger spread by P&W that I mentioned before, because I also love it on salmon. The spread on both breads, upper and lower one. The meat necessarily is beef, not cow, you cannot buy cow meat in German butcheries. The burger chains woudl add up to 30% of fat to their cow meat, to make it soft and juicy, health-wise that is okay if it is good fat, not garbage fat, but well, I skip that step anyway, and I prefer it roasted and crusty anyway. Tomatoes, three slices. Onion rings. Salad, two big or three smaller leafs. Sometimes two stripes of bacon. One or two slices of Ceddar-type cheese that gets nice and greasy when heating it up. This, nothing more, nothing less. I do not do it often anymore, preparing the meat is such a mess in the kitchen, the fat and oily smoke is everywhere, it smells until the next day (and when I prepare two dozen patties in advance and put them in the fridge, it costs me over one and a half hour and ruins the grill completely with all the fat the meat produces. I have become lazy. But by taste I like it: __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-18-22, 07:55 PM	#2
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Here's a Classic Danish Burger which I also like https://www-arla-dk.translate.goog/o..._x_tr_pto=wapp Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

01-19-22, 07:05 AM	#3
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	^ Is that for snakes? Snakes can unlock the joint in their jawbone. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-19-22, 10:52 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Aberdeen Angus Beef, fried onions and mushrooms. Cheese and a fiery sauce are ocassionally optional. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-19-22, 02:32 PM	#10
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,370 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ https://www.amazon.co.uk/Salter-EK23.../dp/B071672H89 An air fryer, although it bakes and roasts too __________________

01-19-22, 10:32 AM	#5
Commander Wallace Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Under the sea in an Octupus garden in the shade Posts: 5,294 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	^ What time shall I arrive for dinner ?

01-19-22, 03:14 PM	#11
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Ah. That is an air fryer "plus" then, or not? Hot air plus infrared. This item is not being sold in Germany anyway, I looked for it at German Amazon before I asked. Air fryers by many brands, yes, but not this label or item. How meat behaves in a regular oven I know. And the additional infrared makes meat crusty, crispy outside, and moist inside? I have no experience with anything infrared in cooking. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-19-22, 03:22 PM	#12
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	This will be here in the next week. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Samsung-6-3...eel/5001781643

01-19-22, 03:49 PM	#13
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	A convection oven, we call that "Umluftherd" in German. The US design for such household ovens always had me wondering. When the pans are in flames and the pots are burning, you have to reach through the heat and smoke and flames to get to the buttons, isn't that impractical? Ours have the buttons and things at the front, and below the heating areas. So when the soup cooks over and the milk is up in hot foam, you have to grab a turning button with cooking hot cream on it - maybe not any better... Cooking is dangerous business. Better let cook and have somebody else going up in flames. now I know why so many men nevertheless get married. Maybe its more clever than I initially thought... __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-19-22, 03:55 PM	#14
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	This one has voice control and Wi-Fi. No need to reach through the flames. Besides. The stoves like that have so many sensors on them now days it's nearly impossible to melt a pan or over heat to a dangerous level. It was my Christmas Gift to my Wife so if anything? She will be reaching through any flames!

01-19-22, 04:03 PM	#15
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	So "voice control and WiFi" is American English for "I have a wife"? __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.