Want to have one one killed?

Platapus · 12-12-21, 07:01 AM

https://rentahitman.com/

Here is a website for you.

There is one catch though. They will report you to the police.

You just can't trust no one on the Internets Tubes.

But really, who would be dumb enough to hire a hitman over the Internet?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/12/us/hi...cec/index.html

A Michigan woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin through a fake website

Quote:

Wendy Wein wanted her ex-husband dead. In July of 2020 the Michigan woman came across a website, Rent-A-Hitman, that promised to "handle your delicate situation" privately and in a timely manner.

The site boasts having almost 18,000 field operatives who can do a job anywhere in the United States. It features testimonials from satisfied clients, including a man who wrote that RentAHitman "handled my disgruntled employee issue promptly while I was out of town on vacation."

So Wein filled out a form on the site, seeking consultation for her issue.
"This is kind of weird that your company is not on the deep or dark web," she wrote in a message to a man she believed was the site's chief consultant, Guido Fanelli. CNN obtained a copy of the message. "I prefer not going to jail," she added. "Thanks for your time."

That didn't stop Wein from offering later to pay $5,000 to have her husband killed.

But there was a problem.

Guido Fanelli is actually Bob Innes, a California man who runs the website. Rent-A-Hitman's "operatives" have never actually killed anybody. Instead, the site exists to dupe people who are looking for hired killers.

And Wein is now headed to prison -- one of several Rent-A-Hitman "clients" who've been found guilty of using the site to solicit a murder.

(there is more fun stuff in the article)

What's the world coming to when you can't order a hit on someone without being turned it to the cops!!!

Platapus · 12-12-21, 07:05 AM

They even have a YouTube commercial so you know it legit

mapuc · 12-12-21, 08:12 AM

If a person hate the other in a marriage then a divorce would be much better than trying to find a hitman.
It most be a lot of hate since people does this-try to hire a hitman.

Markus

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 12:37 PM

That's False Advertising!!!!

August · 12-12-21, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

https://rentahitman.com/

Here is a website for you.

There is one catch though. They will report you to the police.

You just can't trust no one on the Internets Tubes.

But really, who would be dumb enough to hire a hitman over the Internet?

https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/12/us/hi...cec/index.html

A Michigan woman faces prison after trying to hire an assassin through a fake website

(there is more fun stuff in the article)

What's the world coming to when you can't order a hit on someone without being turned it to the cops!!!

Did I read that right that it's not the cops or FBI running the website but a private individual just out trolling for would be murderers?

I wonder if his people ring a bell at the office like real estate agents do when they make a sale:

"Charlie is leading this month with a messy divorce, two workplace disputes and a contested inheritance but Sue is right behind with a Hollywood contract on the Three Amigos and DING!, Bill is in the hunt with a double hit marital infidelity job. Well done folks!"

Platapus · 12-12-21, 01:17 PM

From what I understood from the article it is one guy.

He waits 24 hours to allow people to "cool down" Then he contacts them and asks them if they really wish to Rent-a-hitman. If they say yes, he forwards the information to the local Police Department for investigation.

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 02:14 PM

I take it they don't have any Openings for a Travelling Hit Man then.

Jimbuna · 12-12-21, 02:18 PM

"THE DARK WEB IS NOT SAFE, BUT WE ARE!"

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 02:27 PM

Oh! They do have an application page!
Wonder how long after I fill it out the USA version of Jimbuna would kick down my door?

Ostfriese · 12-12-21, 02:43 PM

It's always amazing that after more than 25 years of THE INTERNEZ you can still lure people out with hilariously idiotic things

Skybird · 12-12-21, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Want to have one killed?

One...? More than one! Do I get a quantity discount? Or is there a valued customer program?

Jeff-Groves · 12-12-21, 05:23 PM

I sent them a message asking about that.

Otto Harkaman · 12-12-21, 06:49 PM

I don't mess around, I know where to go when I want a hit job!

les green01 · 12-12-21, 08:38 PM

just hire baldwin to shoot a western put the target behind the camera or beside it

August · 12-12-21, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto Harkaman

I don't mess around, I know where to go when I want a hit job!

Dale Dyes old rag. I'm amazed to see it is still being published years after he kicked the bucket.

12-12-21, 07:05 AM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	They even have a YouTube commercial so you know it legit __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-12-21, 08:12 AM	#3
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	If a person hate the other in a marriage then a divorce would be much better than trying to find a hitman. It most be a lot of hate since people does this-try to hire a hitman. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

12-12-21, 01:17 PM	#6
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,360 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	From what I understood from the article it is one guy. He waits 24 hours to allow people to "cool down" Then he contacts them and asks them if they really wish to Rent-a-hitman. If they say yes, he forwards the information to the local Police Department for investigation. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-12-21, 02:18 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"THE DARK WEB IS NOT SAFE, BUT WE ARE!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-12-21, 06:49 PM	#13
Otto Harkaman Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Lexington, Kentucky Posts: 1,166 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	I don't mess around, I know where to go when I want a hit job! __________________ "If you want to know the age of the Earth, look upon the sea in a storm." -Joseph Conrad USS Pompano (SS-181) https://www.oneternalpatrol.com/uss-pompano-181.htm

12-12-21, 12:37 PM	#4
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	That's False Advertising!!!!

12-12-21, 02:14 PM	#7
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	I take it they don't have any Openings for a Travelling Hit Man then.

12-12-21, 02:27 PM	#9
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	Oh! They do have an application page! Wonder how long after I fill it out the USA version of Jimbuna would kick down my door?

12-12-21, 02:43 PM	#10
Ostfriese Sea Lord Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 1,836 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's always amazing that after more than 25 years of THE INTERNEZ you can still lure people out with hilariously idiotic things

12-12-21, 05:23 PM	#12
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	I sent them a message asking about that.

12-12-21, 08:38 PM	#14
les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1405 Uploads: 0	just hire baldwin to shoot a western put the target behind the camera or beside it