Critical Toilet Paper Poll

Onkel Neal · 03-18-20, 11:25 AM

Put down your AR-15 and do a quick inventory: how many rolls of TP do you have on hand currently?

If you are in the middle of an activity that requires the use of TP, complete this business then take your count.

Mr Quatro · 03-18-20, 11:37 AM

I have 12 rolls all brand new still in the package they came in willing to trade for any old classic automobile or truck

Bilge_Rat · 03-18-20, 11:45 AM

I have over 20, bought on sale at Costco a few months back. Nothing to do with the crisis, it was just a good deal.

u crank · 03-18-20, 11:56 AM

Sorry, I don't answer personal questions.

Mr Quatro · 03-18-20, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bilge_Rat

I have over 20, bought on sale at Costco a few months back. Nothing to do with the crisis, it was just a good deal.

Over 20 rolls purchased a few months ago?

Good grief man didn't you use any in those few months?

u crank · 03-18-20, 12:09 PM

Ok you made me look. We have an unopened 30 pack of TP and an unopened 12 pack of paper towels from Costco. I guess I will sleep soundly tonight.

ikalugin · 03-18-20, 12:16 PM

Our local store still has toilet paper.

Skybird · 03-18-20, 12:17 PM

Quite some more. For bartering.

As decribed on another day, I run a warehousing regime since long, and what gets consumed, immediately gets replaced.

Its also often used over here like cotton balls - for any other purpose than its primary one.

Aktungbby · 03-18-20, 12:22 PM

after my midnight trip to Lucky's for the only three packs on the shelf as the stockperson(s) were just gearing up; I'm good for the month! However my boat captain's 103 year-old mom recalled using pages from the Sears catalogue growing up with a two-holer out-house in Wisconsin...and so I'm holding a stack of similar old phone books in reserve! I hauled paper from every papermill in the country in my trukkin' days: paper is paper; no need to get particular about style.

Bilge_Rat · 03-18-20, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Quatro

Over 20 rolls purchased a few months ago?

Good grief man didn't you use any in those few months?

it's a Canadian thing, we like to "be prepared". You never know when a massive storm will dump 3 feet of snow on the ground….

Moonlight · 03-18-20, 12:37 PM

You peasants, we have a bidet.

Catfish · 03-18-20, 01:05 PM

What is toilet paper.

Aktungbby · 03-18-20, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

Put down your AR-15....

NEVER!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonlight

You peasants, we have a bidet.

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2654617#post2654617

Catfish · 03-18-20, 01:32 PM

You heard of the new double-side-use toilet paper? The result is always at hand.

STEED · 03-18-20, 01:37 PM

GOOD NEWS

Just before going to work checked my town centre and all but one shop were out. That one shop had two pallets and people were snatching them fast, restricted to two packs of four but hey I am glad.

That should get through a couple of weeks so will have to keep an eye out again in the mean time I am standing down to Yellow Alert.

View Poll Results: How many rolls of TP are in your inventory?
None, nada, we're out!	3	4.84%
1-4 rolls, it's looking grim here.	7	11.29%
5-10 rolls. All clear on the horizon.	25	40.32%
11-20 rolls. Will consider trades for mint condition Beanie Babies.	15	24.19%
21 +: When does prepping turn into hoarding? Dunno but my heinie is shiny.	12	19.35%
Voters: 62. You may not vote on this poll

03-18-20, 11:25 AM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Critical Toilet Paper Poll Put down your AR-15 and do a quick inventory: how many rolls of TP do you have on hand currently? If you are in the middle of an activity that requires the use of TP, complete this business then take your count.

03-18-20, 11:37 AM	#2
Mr Quatro Navy Seal Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 6,772 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I have 12 rolls all brand new still in the package they came in willing to trade for any old classic automobile or truck __________________ pla•teau noun a relatively stable level, period, or condition a level of attainment or achievement Lord help me get to the next plateau ..

03-18-20, 11:45 AM	#3
Bilge_Rat Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: standing watch... Posts: 3,855 Downloads: 344 Uploads: 0	I have over 20, bought on sale at Costco a few months back. Nothing to do with the crisis, it was just a good deal. __________________

03-18-20, 11:56 AM	#4
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Sorry, I don't answer personal questions. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

03-18-20, 12:09 PM	#6
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Ok you made me look. We have an unopened 30 pack of TP and an unopened 12 pack of paper towels from Costco. I guess I will sleep soundly tonight. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

03-18-20, 12:16 PM	#7
ikalugin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Moscow, Russia Posts: 3,212 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Our local store still has toilet paper. __________________ Grumpy as always.

03-18-20, 12:17 PM	#8
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Quite some more. For bartering. As decribed on another day, I run a warehousing regime since long, and what gets consumed, immediately gets replaced. Its also often used over here like cotton balls - for any other purpose than its primary one. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

03-18-20, 12:22 PM	#9
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	after my midnight trip to Lucky's for the only three packs on the shelf as the stockperson(s) were just gearing up; I'm good for the month! However my boat captain's 103 year-old mom recalled using pages from the Sears catalogue growing up with a two-holer out-house in Wisconsin...and so I'm holding a stack of similar old phone books in reserve! I hauled paper from every papermill in the country in my trukkin' days: paper is paper; no need to get particular about style. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

03-18-20, 12:37 PM	#11
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,518 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	You peasants, we have a bidet. __________________

03-18-20, 01:05 PM	#12
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	What is toilet paper. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

03-18-20, 01:32 PM	#14
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	You heard of the new double-side-use toilet paper? The result is always at hand. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

03-18-20, 01:37 PM	#15
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	GOOD NEWS Just before going to work checked my town centre and all but one shop were out. That one shop had two pallets and people were snatching them fast, restricted to two packs of four but hey I am glad. That should get through a couple of weeks so will have to keep an eye out again in the mean time I am standing down to Yellow Alert. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!