Nazi cattle!

August · 01-12-15, 05:38 PM

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-30703082

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A farmer in Devon has been forced to slaughter half his herd of Heck cows after they repeatedly tried to attack his farm workers.Farmer Derek Gow said that the Heck cow descended from cattle specifically bred by Nazi scientists between the world wars. The Heck cow was renowned for its fearsome horns and extremely aggressive nature.
Fearing for his life, Mr Gow said that he had no choice but to destroy 20 of his most aggressive cattle.

vienna · 01-12-15, 06:10 PM

Today, the pasture...tomorrow...THE WORLD!!!...

<O>

em2nought · 01-12-15, 06:30 PM

Wow, he missed an opportunity. I"m sure some Pitbull loving redneck in Florida would have paid BIG money to own a cow like that.

Wolferz · 01-12-15, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by em2nought

Wow, he missed an opportunity. I"m sure some Pitbull loving redneck in Florida would have paid BIG money to own a cow like that.

Could've put them on the rodeo circuit. YEEEEHAWWWW!

Rhodes · 01-12-15, 06:44 PM

ehh toiro lindo!

Eichhörnchen · 01-12-15, 06:54 PM

"I kind of don't feel comfortable milking ziss one, Helmut..."

nikimcbee · 01-13-15, 11:33 PM

BBQ time.

Eichhörnchen · 01-14-15, 04:44 AM

Maybe this was the big idea all along: a Mooster-Race (one for U-15
there)

Sailor Steve · 01-14-15, 10:24 AM

Godwin is a cow???

Or are you saying Hitler was so full of bull he turned into one?

Eichhörnchen · 01-14-15, 11:56 AM

Who is Godwin?

Do you mean this pillock?

Sailor Steve · 01-14-15, 11:59 AM

Ummm, no.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law

Tango589 · 01-14-15, 12:01 PM

I think it has to do with Godwins' Law, that the longer a thread goes on, the probability of someone being compared to Hitler or a Nazi approaches 1.

Read about it here.

nikimcbee · 01-14-15, 12:59 PM

So we really can say, "kill the facist beast."

Eichhörnchen · 01-14-15, 02:08 PM

Another old man who'd not heard before about Godwin's Law:

"What... what the hell am I doing in here? Oh yes, I remember: I was speaking to that nice Mrs Trellis the other day... you know her, she lives down by the shops. Anyway, her neighbours have got to move out because they can't afford the mortgage any more. And she says she doesn't see her niece much now since her sister (Mrs Trellis' sister that is) died a while back. She doesn't come around any more like wot she used to.

So all she does now is sit at home and watch old videotapes. She likes old films. She likes the old stars, Richard Burton and Yul Brynner, you know. She says she enjoys the old films best, not these new ones so much: she watched a film on the telly last week because she thought Richard Burton was going to be in it, but it wasn't him it was some German bloke called Bruno Ganz. It was called "Down... Down... Down... Downfall" Yes, that was it. But it wasn't about Mark Antony or Julius Caesar, it was about... oh BUGGER!" (FAIL)

01-12-15, 06:10 PM	#2
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Today, the pasture...tomorrow...THE WORLD!!!... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Wow, he missed an opportunity. I"m sure some Pitbull loving redneck in Florida would have paid BIG money to own a cow like that. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	ehh toiro lindo! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

01-13-15, 11:33 PM	#7
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	BBQ time. __________________

01-14-15, 10:24 AM	#9
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Godwin is a cow??? Or are you saying Hitler was so full of bull he turned into one? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-12-15, 06:54 PM	#6
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"I kind of don't feel comfortable milking ziss one, Helmut..."

01-14-15, 04:44 AM	#8
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Maybe this was the big idea all along: a Mooster-Race (one for U-15 there)

01-14-15, 11:56 AM	#10
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Who is Godwin? Do you mean this pillock?

01-14-15, 11:59 AM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Ummm, no. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

01-14-15, 12:01 PM	#12
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Dang it, beaten by Steve. I think it has to do with Godwins' Law, that the longer a thread goes on, the probability of someone being compared to Hitler or a Nazi approaches 1. Read about it here. __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way... Last edited by Tango589; 01-14-15 at 12:23 PM.

01-14-15, 12:59 PM	#13
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	So we really can say, "kill the facist beast." __________________

01-14-15, 02:08 PM	#14
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Another old man who'd not heard before about Godwin's Law: "What... what the hell am I doing in here? Oh yes, I remember: I was speaking to that nice Mrs Trellis the other day... you know her, she lives down by the shops. Anyway, her neighbours have got to move out because they can't afford the mortgage any more. And she says she doesn't see her niece much now since her sister (Mrs Trellis' sister that is) died a while back. She doesn't come around any more like wot she used to. So all she does now is sit at home and watch old videotapes. She likes old films. She likes the old stars, Richard Burton and Yul Brynner, you know. She says she enjoys the old films best, not these new ones so much: she watched a film on the telly last week because she thought Richard Burton was going to be in it, but it wasn't him it was some German bloke called Bruno Ganz. It was called "Down... Down... Down... Downfall" Yes, that was it. But it wasn't about Mark Antony or Julius Caesar, it was about... oh BUGGER!" (FAIL) Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 01-14-15 at 04:36 PM.