APB Out For Suspect Squirrel...Eichhörnchen?...

vienna · 12-31-17, 05:41 PM

Desperate lawbreaker makes bold attack in bid to escape:

https://nypost.com/2017/12/31/cookie...-nuts-on-cops/

Don't worry, Eichhörnchen: we'll tell the fuzz you was with us at the time...

(Unless there's a reward...)...

<O>

propbeanie · 12-31-17, 05:52 PM

I think they're just looking for compensation for the rabies shots they had to get...

THEBERBSTER · 12-31-17, 06:18 PM

Big E lost one of his squidgers.

Peter

Eichhörnchen · 12-31-17, 08:15 PM

That sure was one hungry cousin... did he have his little acorn getaway car ticking over outside?

Reece · 12-31-17, 08:35 PM

No he stole a nearby motorcycle and took off!!

Cyborg322 · 01-01-18, 06:09 AM

Don't be ridiculous Squirrels cannot ride Motorcycles ..... that is a quite clearly a Lambretta.

Eichhörnchen · 01-01-18, 12:38 PM

My great uncle, Officer Hymer Nibbler, of the Acorn County Highway Patrol

Jeff-Groves · 01-01-18, 12:47 PM

I heard his career ended badly.

Eichhörnchen · 01-01-18, 12:59 PM

Yup... law-enforcement isn't really a rodent's game

Catfish · 01-01-18, 01:18 PM

^^ ..gets the "not-my-job" award of the year.

Cyborg322 · 01-01-18, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

My great uncle, Officer Hymer Nibbler, of the Acorn County Highway Patrol

Yes but he's using stabilizers that does not count as a Motorcyclist

Eichhörnchen · 01-01-18, 04:24 PM

He needed those because he often used to squeeze his nuts up inside his helmet, which made him top heavy

Reece · 01-01-18, 07:41 PM

Now I've heard everything!!

Eichhörnchen · 01-02-18, 01:18 AM

I hope that is everything now on this subject

12-31-17, 05:41 PM	#1
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	APB Out For Suspect Squirrel...Eichhörnchen?... Desperate lawbreaker makes bold attack in bid to escape: https://nypost.com/2017/12/31/cookie...-nuts-on-cops/ Don't worry, Eichhörnchen: we'll tell the fuzz you was with us at the time... (Unless there's a reward...)... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __ Last edited by vienna; 12-31-17 at 06:25 PM.

12-31-17, 05:52 PM	#2
propbeanie CTD - it's not just a job Join Date: May 2016 Location: One hour from Music City USA! Posts: 10,098 Downloads: 451 Uploads: 2	I think they're just looking for compensation for the rabies shots they had to get... __________________ "...and bollocks to the naysayers" - Jimbuna

12-31-17, 06:18 PM	#3
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12-31-17, 08:15 PM	#4
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	That sure was one hungry cousin... did he have his little acorn getaway car ticking over outside? __________________

12-31-17, 08:35 PM	#5
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	No he stole a nearby motorcycle and took off!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-01-18, 06:09 AM	#6
Cyborg322 Scurvy Dog of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Manchester England Posts: 1,125 Downloads: 390 Uploads: 0	Don't be ridiculous Squirrels cannot ride Motorcycles ..... that is a quite clearly a Lambretta. __________________

01-01-18, 12:38 PM	#7
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	My great uncle, Officer Hymer Nibbler, of the Acorn County Highway Patrol __________________

01-01-18, 12:47 PM	#8
Jeff-Groves GLOBAL MODDING TERRORIST Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5,649 Downloads: 137 Uploads: 0	I heard his career ended badly.

01-01-18, 12:59 PM	#9
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yup... law-enforcement isn't really a rodent's game __________________

01-01-18, 01:18 PM	#10
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^^ ..gets the "not-my-job" award of the year. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

01-01-18, 04:24 PM	#12
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	He needed those because he often used to squeeze his nuts up inside his helmet, which made him top heavy __________________ Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 01-01-18 at 07:36 PM.

01-01-18, 07:41 PM	#13
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Now I've heard everything!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

01-02-18, 01:18 AM	#14
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,371 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I hope that is everything now on this subject __________________