Ever been so drunk...

August · 03-01-17, 02:28 PM

...that you forgot your girlfriend was sitting on your shoulders?

Skybird · 03-01-17, 02:30 PM

ikalugin · 03-01-17, 02:42 PM

No, for some reason i always maintain the perfect clarity of mind when consuming ethanol.

nikimcbee · 03-01-17, 02:44 PM

In before Dowly.

I still haven't fallen off the PT boat yet.

Commander Wallace · 03-01-17, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by August

...that you forgot your girlfriend was sitting on your shoulders?

Ah, It must be Mardi Gras time in New Orleans and fun times are had by all.

Buddahaid · 03-01-17, 04:19 PM

Can't be. I'm still in the French Quarter and those people look to normal. No beads.

Commander Wallace · 03-01-17, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Can't be. I'm still in the French Quarter and those people look to normal. No beads.

I'm thinking everyone at Mardi Gras starts out normal but as the day or night wears on, not to mention the alcohol usage, anything is possible.

mapuc · 03-01-17, 05:56 PM

I think the expression on the girlfriends face says it all.

Markus

GoldenRivet · 03-01-17, 05:58 PM

My man there has his girlfriend sitting on the wrong side of his shoulders LOL

Gargamel · 03-02-17, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

My man there has his girlfriend sitting on the wrong side of his shoulders LOL

Nah.... that makes it hard to breathe, and limits access to other women.

Jimbuna · 03-02-17, 08:27 AM

Good to see he had the presence of mind to hold onto his drink.

Aktungbby · 03-02-17, 10:28 AM

Hey! at my age, if I could have a lass on my shoulders and one in my arms... not only would that B multitasking but mighty big o' me as well!

Wolferz · 03-02-17, 11:39 AM

I've never been "that" drunk.

Come to think of it..
No girl has been drunk enough to sit on my shoulders.

August · 03-02-17, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Hey! at my age, if I could have a lass on my shoulders and one in my arms... not only would that B multitasking but mighty big o' me as well!

At our age if we had a girl on our shoulders our bursitis would be kicking up something fierce.

Aktungbby · 03-02-17, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by August

At our age if we had a girl on our shoulders our bursitis would be kicking up something fierce.

AHEM! at our age, our bursitis is the only thing that can kick up...fiercly!

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mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I think the expression on the girlfriends face says it all. Markus

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I've never been "that" drunk. Come to think of it.. No girl has been drunk enough to sit on my shoulders. __________________ Tomorrow never comes